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That poor poor bird.

irontime

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Forewarned. True story, not very pretty, actually kinda morbid. So don't say I didn't warn ya.:finger:

It all started this morning, I was a running a little bit behind and I was quickly brushing my teeth when I heard scraping in the ceiling fan. I was thinking, "Shit, a mouse got into the ducts." Since I didn't have time to take it appart as class was in 5 minutes I decided to turn on the fan which would block its exit and I would get it out after class. :shrug: After all mice are pretty small and it would have enough head room to stay there for an hour.

So I get home from class, no sound, and no power to the fan. "Shit, the little fuqer probably chewed one of the wires."
So i go to the R.A. office and tell them the situation and maintenance comes over. He pops the cover off of the fan and there was this fuqing bird with it's head stuck in the fan part :eek2: (luckily dead) I was so shocked to see that, that I actually started laughing my ass off. I mean what the hell are birds still doing here? They should all be South by now.

At this point I'd like to say that if I knew it was a bird in the duct I would NOT have turned on the fan. I'm not that cruel. :no:
So I took a picture (which I won't be posting :p) and thought I'd share my story with all of you. Hope you enjoyed it.:wave2:
 
:barf: :barf: :barf:
You are one sick puppy MISTER IT...
:bawling: :bawling:
True I was forwarned...

:barf: :barf:
 
I must be a little bit fuqed :shrug: I mean I was the only one who started laughing. Sure gave the maintenance guy a scare.:lol:

Luckily my roomates are used to me by now.:p
 
And guess what,WE are used to IT also!!!:p

Po,po bird!:(
 
man, laughing is nothing to worry bout...some ppl laugh to cover true emotions...like ppl who laugh in horror films are scared shitless but react like that to hide it. doesn't mean u r sick or morbid
 
But Coleman,we know IT is sick and/or morbid!!!:eek:
 
Originally posted by irontime
I must be a little bit fuqed :shrug: I mean I was the only one who started laughing. Sure gave the maintenance guy a scare.:lol:

Luckily my roomates are used to me by now.:p

Well...I must be just as fuqed cause i thought it was funny....but I think it was just the way you wrote it and not the fact you killed a bird :p
 
Thanks W8, Actually a few people found it pretty funny the way I told the story, so either I'm all right, or we have a whole bunch of sick fuqers out there.:p
 
uh huh, well Scotty I'm sure it's a good pic and one that I would get a chuckle at, however the joke is lost on me as it won't let me view the pic as I do not have permission or something. :shrug: Sorry bro.
 
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Well if you are as morbid as I am here is the pic, feel free to open it at your own discretion. There is no guts or anything (sorry guys) just a bird who's feeling a little......choked :lol:
 
Darn. I thought it'd be a close up.
 
Yeah, I was hoping for a little more detail. Not that I don't feel bad for the bird, but it happens, and better the bird than a human. So, you shoulda got a close up!!!
 
Re: Re: That poor poor bird.

Originally posted by Prince
not all birds fly south for the winter. ;)
Ya, I found that out, and that one's not flying anywhere now.:laugh:
 
:shrug: Sorry for the 'no close -up' guys, the maintenance guy wanted to get it out and was already a little weirded out by the fact that I wanted a picture in the first place :lol:
 
I guess thats one way to flip the bird....
 
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