This is an excerpt from his personal "vacuum lover" website;
"Maybe this is all my mothers fault. She used to run the vacuum to get me to sleep when I was a toddler. Maybe somehow this ritual developed my sexual disorder. Don't get me wrong, I am in no way ashamed of this fetish now, instead I want to turn everyone on to the joys of vacuum cleaner sex. Theres just something about these sucking machines that makes me weak in the knees."
What are you doing LEAN???!!!?? Get ahold of yourself man!