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    How will you be buried?

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted later, he said: "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist." At that point, the proctologist fainted.
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    that would be something to see!

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    very funny.

    in all seriousness I think that elaborate funerals, expensive caskets and headstones are a waste of money.

    I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains.

    but that's just me.

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    Originally posted by Prince I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains.

    but that's just me.
    I'm right there with ya' except I want to be spread on a golf course.
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    My family thinks I'm joking but I keep telling them to bury me in shorts, a t-shirt, boonie hat and flip flops...I don't want to wait in line wearing a damn suit or at least I'm ready for the hot weather down below....either way I'd be comfortable...
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    Originally posted by Prince
    very funny.

    in all seriousness I think that elaborate funerals, expensive caskets and headstones are a waste of money.

    I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains.

    but that's just me.
    Same here but in the ocean. I hate the though of my body being eaten by maggots and other creepy crawly things. YUK
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    Originally posted by Prince
    very funny.

    in all seriousness I think that elaborate funerals, expensive caskets and headstones are a waste of money.

    I would prefer to be cremated, and either kept in a earn or spread out accross the mountains.

    but that's just me.
    djd would be taxidermied in the computer seat

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    good one

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    I don't want to be buried. I want my body used to feed the hungry in Ethiopia.

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    Originally posted by firestorm
    I don't want to be buried. I want my body used to feed the hungry in Ethiopia.
    I never thought of that way, Mochy but you have a very good point.

    NOW, Firestorm..... YOU JUST took the CAKE! That is vulgar!

    Now, I am waiting for your hero, Crash to come in to topple your vulgarity with his own!

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    hahaha

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    I think I like the simple thing...cremated and put in one of those wall grave sites.
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    Originally posted by mochy I hate the though of my body being eaten by maggots and other creepy crawly things. YUK
    Hey, I'm not creepy.


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    Originally posted by Max. Q
    My family thinks I'm joking but I keep telling them to bury me in shorts, a t-shirt, boonie hat and flip flops...I don't want to wait in line wearing a damn suit or at least I'm ready for the hot weather down below....either way I'd be comfortable...
    Same here Max, I didn't wear a suit when alive, damn if I want one on when I'm dead.
    I told my family I want a Tshirt, my pajama bottoms and my slippers. Oh and the tv remote.
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    Originally posted by Scotty the Body
    Same here Max, I didn't wear a suit when alive, damn if I want one on when I'm dead.
    I told my family I want a Tshirt, my pajama bottoms and my slippers. Oh and the tv remote.
    Let's not forget the shades, gotta have the shades, either the sun or the fires will be too bright. A bottle of sunscreen might not be a bad idea....sure is starting to sound like a vacation trip to the Bahamas...LOL
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