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Short true story about me and 12/12/02... that wench!

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    Short true story about me and 12/12/02... that wench!






    I am currently at the Universities library (take Sat. Classes) and I thought I would go into the computer lab which is also shared with the Public library. I needed a printer and they only have a select amount of individual printers and the only printer close by contained this old guy was looking at porn and had a bunch of pop ups!

    * Girls with hair under her arms
    * Barely 17 web sites (Hi Crash!)
    * Over 50 with large insertions!

    How funny..... anyways, he was trying to print the headlines like shown above and not pictures...

    But the printer was out of color and the font type was set to purple. I started laughing but felt bad for the old bugger, so I decided to help him. I highlighted the entire page, copy and paste contents in Microsoft Word and sent the font there to black (default)

    THEN, this OLD hag that works there came over and started yelling at me like if I was doing it.

    I said, "Lady, what computer am I signed on to?
    She said, "that one meaning the other computer"
    I said, "Then why are you yelling at me?"
    She said, "Because you are here"
    And I said, "yeah, helping him and doing your JOB!"
    She said, "you want your privileges revoked?"
    I said, "See those people listening right now?" When we discuss this to administration, they will be my witnesses and the truth to this matter will be... I will continue being a student here and still have privileges here and you, my dear may be out of a job!"


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    hahaha did she shut up?
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    Yep and stared at me with an evil eye! Doesn't she know that all I have to do is blow on her and she'll fall over? (not from bad breath either!!)

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