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Christmas present

View Poll Results: Christmas present for your wife

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  • Vacuum cleaner

    2 16.67%
  • Power tools

    2 16.67%
  • Sexy little French maid outfit

    3 25.00%
  • Exercise equipment and diet book

    1 8.33%
  • Facial and massage at a day spa

    4 33.33%
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    Christmas present






    I am trying to decide what to get my wife for Christmas, can you guys help me out.

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    Vacuum cleaner. There is NOTHING a woman likes more for Christmas than a small appliance that can be used to help her keep the home clean. I would have also voted for ironing board or mop if you had those up there.

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    You ruined the surprise for MBC, now she knows what she is getting.

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    frenchmaid outfit
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    Originally posted by CRASHMAN
    frenchmaid outfit
    That is a good choice isn't it.

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    As a guy who's been married too long, let me help you out here;

    Vacuum: "What! Is that all you think I'm good for?!!?"

    Power tools: "You bought this for yourself!"

    French maid outfit: "This isn't my size! You think I'm this fat?!"

    Exercise equipment: "You telling me I need to lose weight?!!?"

    Facial massage: "Are you saying I'm getting old looking?!!?"

    So, as you can see, whatever you get the loons, women will get angry and complain about it. Just give her a gift certificate for a night of wild sex and present the certificate while wearing a turd cutter. She will laugh and never use the certificate, and guess what? You just got away with getting her nothing!

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    Originally posted by mmafiter
    As a guy who's been married too long, let me help you out here;

    Vacuum: "What! Is that all you think I'm good for?!!?"

    Power tools: "You bought this for yourself!"

    French maid outfit: "This isn't my size! You think I'm this fat?!"

    Exercise equipment: "You telling me I need to lose weight?!!?"

    Facial massage: "Are you saying I'm getting old looking?!!?"

    So, as you can see, whatever you get the loons, women will get angry and complain about it. Just give her a gift certificate for a night of wild sex and present the certificate while wearing a turd cutter. She will laugh and never use the certificate, and guess what? You just got away with getting her nothing!
    I think even eventually w8 would figure out that she got nothing.

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    Originally posted by craig777
    I think even eventually w8 would figure out that she got nothing.
    Don't be too sure about that.

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    Originally posted by craig777
    That is a good choice isn't it.
    No, the French maid outfit would be for YOU not HER... get her the day at the spa!!!
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    I say Vacuum Cleaner/Shampoo'er so BunBunz can clean up after the dog better!

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    you missed the coupon book for free sex
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    Jewelry is the Number one present.

    Day at Spa is a good one. I get that for my wife several times a year just because she is so good to me

    Check out her makeup supply. See what she is low on and buy her more of the same stuff (name brand and colors).

    A gift certificate to her hair salon. If she colors her hair get her a cut and color.

    Forget the fitness equipment. That is a message that she Needs it and that is a no no.

    French thingy is for You as BF stated. No no!!

    Clothing is a must. Sweaters, Jeans, whatever she likes to wear.

    If you have kids,,, gals love those Snowbaby statuettes. Give to her but From your kids to her. You pay for it though, don't go taking money from your kids piggy bank.

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    Facial and massage at a day spa

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    I gave her the "Good for one night of steaming sex"-coupon ..
    She didn't come home yesterday night ...

    Is that a bad thing ?

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    Thanks for all the responses. I was already going to get a facial and massage. All the rest were jokes. If any of you guys ever think of getting exercise equipment for your wives/girlfriends, please don't.

    and Preacher I would say that is not a good thing.

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    My wife already got her gift. I had the motor rebuilt in the truck. he he he

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    Originally posted by IPMC
    My wife already got her gift. I had the motor rebuilt in the truck. he he he
    You are a romantic little devil

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    What can I say.............But to be honest.....My wife and I really don't buy for each other. We put emphasis on the kids and teaching them what christmas is all about. It's all about the giving and remembering why we give. And being thankful.

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    Originally posted by IPMC
    What can I say.............But to be honest.....My wife and I really don't buy for each other. We put emphasis on the kids and teaching them what christmas is all about. It's all about the giving and remembering why we give. And being thankful.
    I will agree with that

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    Originally posted by IPMC
    What can I say.............But to be honest.....My wife and I really don't buy for each other. We put emphasis on the kids and teaching them what christmas is all about. It's all about the giving and remembering why we give. And being thankful.
    We have also done our best to teach our daughter it's not about presents, but giving of yourself! Each year she says that she wouldn't be upset or disappointed if she was not to get any presents. The wife thinks it would be mean to test that theory, but I think it would be a pleasant surprise to actually see her not be disappointed. And to be very honest, I do not think she would be sad or disappointed.
    Now rollin' with the Raider

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    Remember that Simpsons episode when Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, and the ball has "Homer" inscribed on it? Good stuff.

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    HA-ha! I vote power tools. Like Mma said, she's gonna get mad anyway, so at least you have something you can use!! Seriously, like firestorm said, Jewerly is usually the best choice.




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    Re: Christmas present






    Originally posted by craig777
    I am trying to decide what to get my wife for Christmas, can you guys help me out.
    Sorry this is late but I've veen busy. I put power tools too. Don't waste your money on the French Maid's outfit..........................I already got her one.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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