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    Man Robs Hair Salon, Owner Happens To Be A Black Belt, Overpowers Robber, Ties Up And Force Feeds Him Viagra; Man Used As Sex Slave For Three Days | The Unzipped Fly

    Lesson learned: if you rob a woman, she’ll beat the shit out of you, tie you up, and fuck your brains out for the next three days as your cock throbs on excessive amounts of Viagra.
    Age: 22 | Height: 5'8" | Weight: 150 lbs | Penis: 12 inches

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    I'd glady rob her.

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    That is some rough time that guy had... I wonder how that worked, she must have propped him up in a chair or something to take advantage of the viagra fueled hard on. Sounds like the plot of a soon to be released porno.
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    i dont care if that bltch trained with bruce lee, she'd stand no chance.
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    I'm gonna make a porn based on this titled "A little off the top"

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    that's freaking awesome.

    in the real world people go down after one strike when MA techniques are applied, not like the bs they show in tv when people absorb multiple kicks to the head...lol
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    Where is this place?

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    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudge View Post
    Where is this place?
    Russia, I believe.

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    Meanwhile, in Russia...
    lol Guy messed with the wrong (or maybe right) woman.

    Someone posted this on Facebook. Seems relevant or at least related...

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    I thought people will die if they take too much of Viagras, no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chubby View Post
    I thought people will die if they take too much of Viagras, no.
    I suppose you can overdose on anything, but isn't the more immediate danger the chance of severe damage to your pen0r?

    Doesn't "the literature" warn against erections lasting longer than, what, four or six hours?

    This foiled robber was working on 72 hours!

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    Viagra can give you a heart attack.
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    haha good stuff

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    If he had gotten away with the money...win. He didn't but got laid for 3 days straight...win. WIN WIN situation.

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    Sounds like a good time.

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