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    I got yer introduction right here...

    I am a musician, an inactive magician getting his chops back, Colombian drug lord, aspiring girevik, a philosopher, the world's tallest midget, physiology nerd, a lesbian-midget-clown-fetish-porn addict, brutally honest, and all-around miserable prick until you get to know me. Once you get to know me, I'm still a prick but I direct it at other people for laughs.

    I am also Built's bitch but, then again, aren't we all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VikingWarlord View Post
    I am a musician, an inactive magician getting his chops back, Colombian drug lord, aspiring girevik, a philosopher, the world's tallest midget, physiology nerd, a lesbian-midget-clown-fetish-porn addict, brutally honest, and all-around miserable prick until you get to know me. Once you get to know me, I'm still a prick but I direct it at other people for laughs.

    I am also Built's bitch but, then again, aren't we all?
    Welcome, love the post. Great start for a Monday.
    We are glad to have you. Yes we are all full of BS


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    Thank you. Built had been trying to get me here for a while. I finally gave in because I needed yet another place to waste time while I'm supposed to be working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VikingWarlord View Post
    I am also Built's bitch but, then again, aren't we all?
    If we are smart we are.
    Jagbender's battle of the bulge
    The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living

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    welcome

    funny intro


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    Glad to hear we have a lesbian midget clown fetish porn addict. We already have way too many homosexual midget clown fetish porn addicts around here, so maybe you'll bring some balance to the proceedings.

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    Welcome!

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