I got yer introduction right here...

[VikingWarlord]

I am a musician, an inactive magician getting his chops back, Colombian drug lord, aspiring girevik, a philosopher, the world's tallest midget, physiology nerd, a lesbian-midget-clown-fetish-porn addict, brutally honest, and all-around miserable prick until you get to know me. Once you get to know me, I'm still a prick but I direct it at other people for laughs.

I am also Built's bitch but, then again, aren't we all?

 

[Gena Marie]

I am a musician, an inactive magician getting his chops back, Colombian drug lord, aspiring girevik, a philosopher, the world's tallest midget, physiology nerd, a lesbian-midget-clown-fetish-porn addict, brutally honest, and all-around miserable prick until you get to know me. Once you get to know me, I'm still a prick but I direct it at other people for laughs.

I am also Built's bitch but, then again, aren't we all?

Welcome, love the post. Great start for a Monday.
We are glad to have you. Yes we are all full of BS

 

[VikingWarlord]

Thank you. Built had been trying to get me here for a while. I finally gave in because I needed yet another place to waste time while I'm supposed to be working.

 

[jagbender]

I am also Built's bitch but, then again, aren't we all?

If we are smart we are.

 

[SwoleZilla]

welcome

funny intro

 

[MDR]

Glad to hear we have a lesbian midget clown fetish porn addict. We already have way too many homosexual midget clown fetish porn addicts around here, so maybe you'll bring some balance to the proceedings.

 

[dubz]

Welcome!