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Moohunt: Runaway cow captures German hearts

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Moohunt: Runaway cow captures German hearts

By Kirsten Grieshaber
August 19, 2011

BERLIN (AP) - A runaway cow named Yvonne is on the loose in Germany and the manhunt - or moohunt - for the Bavarian bovine has captivated the country.

The freedom-loving cow ran away from a little farm in Bavaria in May and has managed to hide successfully in the forests of southern Germany ever since - despite her sturdy 1,500-pound (700-kilogram) figure.

Locals have reported a few sightings of the brown dairy cow with the white head, but every time search teams have tried to capture her, Yvonne had already hoofed it from the area. A helicopter equipped with a thermal camera used in search-and-rescue missions returned Thursday empty-handed.

Searchers have tried to lure Yvonne into the open with food, with the bellows of her son Friesi and her sister Waltraud, even with a prospective mate named Ernst.

Scores of volunteers are combing upper Bavaria's woods for her.

The six-year-old animal would have* never made national headlines if it hadn't been for a near-collision with a police car days after she broke away. The rural district office in Muehldorf reacted by labeling the big-eyed bovine a public danger and ordering her shot on sight.

That prompted animal-rights activists to rally to her defense.

A Facebook page calling for Yvonne's rescue had more-than 23,000 "likes" by Friday, and Germany's biggest-selling newspaper, Bild, has offered a euro10,000 ($14,369) award on its front page for anyone who helps find Yvonne.

In the wake of all the attention, the order to shoot Yvonne has been suspended.

A Bavarian animal sanctuary has bought Yvonne from her former owners - sight unseen, of course - and is taking the lead in trying to rescue her.

"We're hot on her tail," it reported Friday.

Meanwhile, a song by local band Gnadenkapelle has become an instant radio hit.

"Why don't you leave Yvonne alone, she's only a runaway cow... You wild cow, don't let them take your freedom," they sing.

Online:Gnadenkapelle song mp3: http://www.gnadenkapelle.com/musik/Yvonne du wuide Kua.MP3

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From The AP's "Wacky News" section
 
From the headline, I expected a bloodier story.
 
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