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    Finally, someone has cleared this up.






    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with AT&T technical advice.
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    . . do Indians even workout?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jagbender View Post
    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with AT&T technical advice.

    HAHAHAHA. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!
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    That is fucking hilarious!!!! The fact my boss is Indian is even better, I should ask him what he won when he scratched it off, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oufinny View Post
    That is fucking hilarious!!!! The fact my boss is Indian is even better, I should ask him what he won when he scratched it off, lol.
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