. . do Indians even workout?
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with AT&T technical advice.
Indian weightlifter Monika Devi fails doping test ahead of Beijing Olympics - Telegraph
She must be married "no dot"
or the grand prize-own a Subway
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That is fucking hilarious!!!! The fact my boss is Indian is even better, I should ask him what he won when he scratched it off, lol.
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