lmao it is true
That's kinda cute. I guess I shouldn't have called my boss a vagina today when he ran from that spider.
I'd fuck her.
but i never take a pounding, i give em
^^^^overcompensating for taking secret pounding^^^^^
"When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa
Betty White is awesome. I love in Lake Placid when she tells the cop, "If i had a cock this is where I'd tell you to suck it"
you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for