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    The "I might be gay checklist"!!

    You might like the cock if you:

    1. Ever wore or purchased a pair of white framed sunglasses.

    2. Never asked cellar door for pics, especially beaver shots.

    3. Ever repped Madmann, PERIOD!

    4. Ever had bad things to say about Raws n More!

    5. Ever clicked on the gay tab on tube8.com

    6. Wore a fanny pack (fagbag).

    7. Utilized your cell phone in the gym when you're supposed to be smashing fucking weights!

    8. Had thoughts of nohetrollin in your extracurricular time away from IM!

    9. Grunt while exercising. Be a man and stfu!!

    10. Have a Mohawk because you think that you somehow compare to Captn Mactavish from Modern Warfare II. Why do I have a feeling that this one directly applies to the notorious trained killer we all know as Madmann?

    Feel free to add on bitches!
    9. Have "The Final Countdown" organized in your playlist for working out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    You might like the cock if you:

    1. Ever wore or purchased a pair of white framed sunglasses.

    yes

    2. Never asked cellar door for pics, especially beaver shots.

    no

    3. Ever repped Madmann, PERIOD!

    yes

    4. Ever had bad things to say about Raws n More!

    no

    5. Ever clicked on the gay tab on tube8.com

    i got stuck in the gay section not sure how, could have been one of my friends fucking with me. They always seem to fuck my laptop up when my back is turned. I couldn't figure out why or how. Literally took me like 10 mins to figure out those tabs in the upper right. I closed the window, reopened and still gay shit. I thought it was a virus.

    6. Wore a fanny pack (fagbag).

    Can't afford one

    7. Utilized your cell phone in the gym when you're supposed to be smashing fucking weights!

    yes

    8. Had thoughts of nohetrollin in your extracurricular time away from IM!

    no

    9. Grunt while exercising. Be a man and stfu!!

    no

    10. Have a Mohawk because you think that you somehow compare to Captn Mactavish from Modern Warfare II. Why do I have a feeling that this one directly applies to the notorious trained killer we all know as Madmann?

    no, actually not sure what you are talking about...

    Feel free to add on bitches!
    9. Have "The Final Countdown" organized in your playlist for working out
    no, but an awesome strip club song...

    So you wanna fuck...
    Sometimes the truth can rape your entire belief system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    You might like the cock if you:

    1. Ever wore or purchased a pair of white framed sunglasses.
    and reading glasses i keep them in my fanny pack

    2. Never asked cellar door for pics, especially beaver shots.
    dont know who that is

    3. Ever repped Madmann, PERIOD!
    NEGGED!

    4. Ever had bad things to say about Raws n More!
    never bought from him almost did was not pleased before i even sent payment so i never did.

    5. Ever clicked on the gay tab on tube8.com
    never been to that site

    6. Wore a fanny pack (fagbag).
    wear one at the gym

    7. Utilized your cell phone in the gym when you're supposed to be smashing fucking weights!
    oops? i keep it in my fanny pack most of the time though

    8. Had thoughts of nohetrollin in your extracurricular time away from IM!
    lmao

    9. Grunt while exercising. Be a man and stfu!!
    i try to be like lou ferrigno

    10. Have a Mohawk because you think that you somehow compare to Captn Mactavish from Modern Warfare II. Why do I have a feeling that this one directly applies to the notorious trained killer we all know as Madmann?

    i was i was as cool as madmann

    Feel free to add on bitches!
    9. Have "The Final Countdown" organized in your playlist for working out

    ill add it when i get home it must be awesome to be mentioned here

    10. if your name is madmann

    11. if your name is madmann

    12. if your name is madmann

    13. if your name is madmann

    14. if your name is madmann

    15. if your name is madmann



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    Ok I'm a flaming homo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    You might like the cock if you:

    7. Utilized your cell phone in the gym when you're supposed to be smashing fucking weights!
    Yes. And if you think it's gay to take calls from bitches during my workout, so I can set it up so I can smash later that night, then I think you may be gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    You might like the cock if you:

    1. Ever wore or purchased a pair of white framed sunglasses.

    2. Never asked cellar door for pics, especially beaver shots.

    3. Ever repped Madmann, PERIOD!

    4. Ever had bad things to say about Raws n More!

    5. Ever clicked on the gay tab on tube8.com

    6. Wore a fanny pack (fagbag).

    7. Utilized your cell phone in the gym when you're supposed to be smashing fucking weights!

    8. Had thoughts of nohetrollin in your extracurricular time away from IM!

    9. Grunt while exercising. Be a man and stfu!!

    10. Have a Mohawk because you think that you somehow compare to Captn Mactavish from Modern Warfare II. Why do I have a feeling that this one directly applies to the notorious trained killer we all know as Madmann?

    Feel free to add on bitches!
    9. Have "The Final Countdown" organized in your playlist for working out
    At what point would one qualify as Bisexual according to this chart.
    M1T, GOTTA LOVE IT.

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    10. Have a Mohawk because you think that you somehow compare to Captn Mactavish from Modern Warfare II. Why do I have a feeling that this one directly applies to the notorious trained killer we all know as Madmann?

    LMAO, Bro, you KNOW that's Madmann.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deity View Post
    At what point would one qualify as Bisexual according to this chart.
    ok I changed my mind, Im bisexual I was worried for a sec

    gl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deity View Post
    At what point would one qualify as Bisexual according to this chart.

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    Something tells me madmann is pinned behind the gazelle machine at his gym getting tossed about a half pint of throat yogurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M4A3 View Post
    Yes. And if you think it's gay to take calls from bitches during my workout, so I can set it up so I can smash later that night, then I think you may be gay.
    A true player would have pussy that night no matter what, instead relying desperately on the one call. Think about it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    A true player would have pussy that night no matter what, instead relying desperately on the one call. Think about it!

    Believe that.

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    Prius driving, latte sipping, Asian orphan adopting, over-active pituitary glanded, pale, knock-kneed, lactose intolerant but gladly gargles jizz poof known as KillerMonkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Prius driving, latte sipping, Asian orphan adopting, over-active pituitary glanded, pale, knock-kneed, lactose intolerant but gladly gargles jizz poof known as KillerMonkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    A true player would have pussy that night no matter what, instead relying desperately on the one call. Think about it!
    Desperate, no. It's more like weeding out the ones that don't qualify to get the dick that night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M4A3 View Post
    Desperate, no. It's more like weeding out the ones that don't qualify to get the dick that night.
    Man's gotta point..

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    Good to see there's no tranny references here. You faggots are starting to get with the times.

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    This does nothing for you...


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    ^^^^Painfully arousing! Of course I'm an ass man so that's not fair lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillHicksFan View Post
    Good to see there's no tranny references here. You faggots are starting to get with the times.



    Did someone say trannys?...

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    Point is, don't be dick by using your cell phone while tying up scarce equipment and being in everyone's way. Know what I mean?

    Another thing that blows my mind is when assholes lay their shit on benches and you have to ask them rot remove it so you can use it and they flip attitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    Point is, don't be dick by using your cell phone while tying up scarce equipment and being in everyone's way. Know what I mean?

    Another thing that blows my mind is when assholes lay their shit on benches and you have to ask them rot remove it so you can use it and they flip attitude.
    I have no fckn idea what you just said, KM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    Point is, don't be dick by using your cell phone while tying up scarce equipment and being in everyone's way. Know what I mean?

    Another thing that blows my mind is when assholes lay their shit on benches and you have to ask them rot remove it so you can use it and they flip attitude.
    Let me get this straight. You come up with this shit on nothing but a nicotine rush?

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    I suppose

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    I must have smoked the wrong brand when I was addicted. Maybe Im just bent on an alcohol and GHB combo.


    Btw, as there was no trannie option included in you gay checklist, are you going to spill the beans as to how many trannies you've bedded?

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    If you look like this, you're gay...

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    This^^^^^

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    That's horrifying.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Killermonkey View Post
    This^^^^^
    I have a feeling you look even worse.

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    ^^^^ What could look worse?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rednack View Post


    If you look like this, you're gay...
    Idk man, those shades are killer!
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