You might like the cock if you:
1. Ever wore or purchased a pair of white framed sunglasses.
2. Never asked cellar door for pics, especially beaver shots.
3. Ever repped Madmann, PERIOD!
4. Ever had bad things to say about Raws n More!
5. Ever clicked on the gay tab on tube8.com
6. Wore a fanny pack (fagbag).
7. Utilized your cell phone in the gym when you're supposed to be smashing fucking weights!
8. Had thoughts of nohetrollin in your extracurricular time away from IM!
9. Grunt while exercising. Be a man and stfu!!
10. Have a Mohawk because you think that you somehow compare to Captn Mactavish from Modern Warfare II. Why do I have a feeling that this one directly applies to the notorious trained killer we all know as Madmann?
Feel free to add on bitches!
9. Have "The Final Countdown" organized in your playlist for working out