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    I just got a boner






    ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order

    when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy

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    lmfao thats badass! Got mine a couple days ago aswell, glad were both stoked!

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    Good news on the gear, bad news on the girl LOL. Buy her some flowers!!

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    LMFAO i literally laughed out loud when i read your post. The reason being is that I would probably push my girl out of the way too. They don't understand lol glad you got your shit

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    Congratzz to all with good news!

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    congrats bro, yea might be a good idea to buy some flowers lol

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    that's ok. it will be the last boner you have for a while from what i hear. at least her being mad will prevent those awkward situations












    j/k funny originality on i got my stuff post.

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!! glad you got your order bro. i was in the same boat as you and it finally came

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order

    when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy
    sounds like you need some tranny porn to LHJO to bro. Should I put it in your reps or PM it to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw View Post
    sounds like you need some tranny porn to LHJO to bro. Should I put it in your reps or PM it to you?
    Lol its the gift that keeps on giving! haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order

    when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy
    man i needed a good laugh!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigD4life View Post
    LMFAO i literally laughed out loud when i read your post. The reason being is that I would probably push my girl out of the way too. They don't understand lol glad you got your shit
    omfg if i pushed my girl out of the way especially for gear.... she would fucking throw me out the window.

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    better than flowers.. buy her gear
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    DICK HER DOWN! nough said! i thought this post was gonna be anout random bonors. I was just chilling the other day out of no where got hard as a rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    that's ok. it will be the last boner you have for a while from what i hear. at least her being mad will prevent those awkward situations
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    Since i'm in the doghouse right now, how about I come over and prove to you that everything works as advertised. I guarantee that you won't regret it.

    Quote Originally Posted by bmw View Post
    sounds like you need some tranny porn to LHJO to bro. Should I put it in your reps or PM it to you?
    I'd prefer with reps that way I'll be shocked more cause I won't expect it

    Quote Originally Posted by sofargone561 View Post
    omfg if i pushed my girl out of the way especially for gear.... she would fucking throw me out the window.
    Looks like you've been without gear too long if your girl can throw you out the window, hopefully naps can take care of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post

    Looks like you've been without gear too long if your girl can throw you out the window, hopefully naps can take care of that
    hahah my girl kicks ass and fuckin takes names. shes a feisty one

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    by the way...PICS or the boner didn't happen!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order

    when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy
    This made me LOL haha

    Gear > nagging girlfriend

    Was this old GP gear or a new order???

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    Lmfao. Nice title. Awesome news though bro!


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    LOL !! Good for u !

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    The lil lady knows better...actually she is just as happy when I get packages in....that is like a green light to hit me up for some clothes or shoes : /

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver Back View Post
    This made me LOL haha

    Gear > nagging girlfriend

    Was this old GP gear or a new order???
    This was the order that I was waiting for since June.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmw View Post
    by the way...PICS or the boner didn't happen!!!
    I don't think anyone other than you wants to sees pic of my boner.

    how about some hot women instead:





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    Another June pack...
    Congrats ! enjoy

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    wow beautiful pussy, yummy.

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    I'd hit it!

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    I would eat that pussy all day long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GXR64 View Post
    I would eat that pussy all day long.
    not a bad post-op T Girl huh??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    ok, im out doing some errands this morning, when i come back and check the mail i see a package from a foreign country. i start getting hard and think "could it actually be my order"? i rush up the stairs excited as fuck and my girl is at the top of the stairs. she says "well, somebody is excited to see me" and i literally said "bitch get out the way". that does not go over well but i dont give a fuck. im opening my package and she's yapping" blah,blah, blah, who do you think you are, blah, blah,blah" i tune her out. the package is finally opened and its my naps order

    when i calmed down a bit and i realized what the fuck i said to her i was like oh shit. well long story short, im in the doghouse for a few days/or weeks but i dont really care. as long as i have my gear im happy
    good for u ngr ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    I don't think anyone other than you wants to sees pic of my boner.

    how about some hot women instead:




    these fags in here dont like stuff like this bro lol .. nice pic

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