I realize 98% of the IM community wishes they could say the same.
It turns out that fate just is not on your side, and you can never be like me.
But at least 85% of you have come to terms with it and accepted that fact.
The rest of you jock-sniffing, lubricant-obsessed, cum-guzzling, anal-rape volunteers
need to get with the program, and embrace your faggotry to complete the inner circle.
While look down from above my throne of coolness and laugh and ridicule you all.
Bow down Bitches!