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    Witty responses to "Dude, you're huge"-type comments

    I've been getting a lot of comments about my size recently, especially about my arms. They're 20 1/4 inches at the mo and I'm about 8 weeks into a 20 week cycle (deca and sust).

    How do you respond when some chick at a bar or some random member of the public comes up to you and comments on how big you are? I'm looking for something a bit witty and not gratuitous like, "Yeah, well you should see my cock" - which would be appropriate because I do have a massive cock, but not what I'm looking for.

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    20'' arms? Pics?

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    pics of cock or GTFO
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    A simple thank you.

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    "you should see how big I look beside the captn!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Latsky View Post
    "you should see how big I look beside the captn, especially when I whip out my cock!"
    Fixed for accuracy

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Latsky View Post
    "you should see how big I look beside the captn!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    Fixed for accuracy

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    Tell them you are trying to lose weight.
    Your 80" gut makes your 20" arms look pathetic anyway.

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    Tell them it's all Muscletech products......

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    Tell them you take Xenadrine like Ronnie from the Jersey Shore.
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    tell them "thanks, i got it from my mama"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ANIMALHOUSE View Post
    Tell them you take Xenadrine like Ronnie from the Jersey Shore.


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    Quote Originally Posted by djlance View Post

    hahaha
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    Q. Witty responses to "Dude, you're huge"

    A. Why yes, I like having sex with men, too. Let us have sex right here in this juice bar. I'll be the catcher.



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    Quote Originally Posted by djlance View Post

    ^^lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    pics of cock or GTFO
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoxOscar View Post
    I've been getting a lot of comments about my size recently, especially about my arms. They're 20 1/4 inches at the mo and I'm about 8 weeks into a 20 week cycle (deca and sust).

    How do you respond when some chick at a bar or some random member of the public comes up to you and comments on how big you are? I'm looking for something a bit witty and not gratuitous like, "Yeah, well you should see my cock" - which would be appropriate because I do have a massive cock, but not what I'm looking for.
    How big were your arms to start with? (pre-cycle)

    and are people saying "dude you're huge" or dude your arms are huge?" there could be a wide variance in intention there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    pics of cock or GTFO
    Yeah just be sure to PM those to the cap...no interest here.

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    bro this past saturday night a girl said "wow you've got big arms." Picked up my beer and said "Ya, I just switched from drinkin beer out of a can to only bottles. The glass bottles a little heavier so it makes the curl a little harder". now thats dumb, but so was she. she laughed and I was in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim stevens View Post
    bro this past saturday night a girl said "wow you've got big arms." Picked up my beer and said "Ya, I just switched from drinkin beer out of a can to only bottles. The glass bottles a little heavier so it makes the curl a little harder". now thats dumb, but so was she. she laughed and I was in.
    That's terrible.
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    college girls laugh at anything. not my fault

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    Big arms, little legs syndrome?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim stevens View Post
    college girls laugh at anything. not my fault
    Or she was wet for you and it didn't matter what you said...

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    Quote Originally Posted by banker23 View Post
    Yeah just be sure to PM those to the cap...no interest here.
    ^^^ loves the cock .... Loves it!
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