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    Witty responses to "Dude, you're huge"-type comments

    I've been getting a lot of comments about my size recently, especially about my arms. They're 20 1/4 inches at the mo and I'm about 8 weeks into a 20 week cycle (deca and sust).

    How do you respond when some chick at a bar or some random member of the public comes up to you and comments on how big you are? I'm looking for something a bit witty and not gratuitous like, "Yeah, well you should see my cock" - which would be appropriate because I do have a massive cock, but not what I'm looking for.

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    20'' arms? Pics?

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    pics of cock or GTFO



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    A simple thank you.

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    "you should see how big I look beside the captn!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Latsky View Post
    "you should see how big I look beside the captn, especially when I whip out my cock!"
    Fixed for accuracy

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Latsky View Post
    "you should see how big I look beside the captn!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
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    Tell them you are trying to lose weight.
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    tell them "thanks, i got it from my mama"

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