Join Now!


Strippers pose as legal aides at detention center

Results 1 to 7 of 7
  1. #1
    Sancho
    Big Pimpin's Avatar


    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
    Posts
    5,587
    Rep Points
    1244396447

    Strippers pose as legal aides at detention center

    Strippers and South American pole dancers are posing as paralegals to visit wealthy drug lords at the maximum Federal Detention Center in Miami, a Miami newspaper says, quoting "multiple attorneys."

    Miami New Times says lawyers hired by accused drug kingpins can sign a form and designate anyone -- including strippers -- as a legal assistant.

    "They take off their tops and let the guys touch them," veteran defense attorney Hugo Rodriguez tells Miami News Times. "Any lawyer can sign a form and designate a legal assistant. There is no way of verifying it. The process is being abused."

    Michael E. Miller, writing in the Times' blog Riptide, says officials at the detention center, located in downtown Miami, declined to comment on the report and refused requests for any incident reports on phony paralegals being removed from the facility.

    The New Times says the faux legal assistants have brought in money and Playboy magazines to inmates. It quotes one attorney as saying a woman was caught on video stripping for an inmate in the center's Special Housing Unit.

  2. #2
    Senior Member


    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    - MY PALACE
    Posts
    2,911
    Rep Points
    -17230936

    So those loser sluts found their purpose in life, big fucking deal.

  3. #3
    YOU ME WE
    ELITE MEMBER
    IronAddict's Avatar


    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    In my skin
    Posts
    10,389
    Rep Points
    2147483647

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    Strippers and South American pole dancers are posing as paralegals to visit wealthy drug lords at the maximum Federal Detention Center in Miami, a Miami newspaper says, quoting "multiple attorneys."

    Miami New Times says lawyers hired by accused drug kingpins can sign a form and designate anyone -- including strippers -- as a legal assistant.

    "They take off their tops and let the guys touch them," veteran defense attorney Hugo Rodriguez tells Miami News Times. "Any lawyer can sign a form and designate a legal assistant. There is no way of verifying it. The process is being abused."

    Michael E. Miller, writing in the Times' blog Riptide, says officials at the detention center, located in downtown Miami, declined to comment on the report and refused requests for any incident reports on phony paralegals being removed from the facility.

    The New Times says the faux legal assistants have brought in money and Playboy magazines to inmates. It quotes one attorney as saying a woman was caught on video stripping for an inmate in the center's Special Housing Unit.
    As if prison wasn't hard enough. I hope these guy's are able to at least get a BJ threw the bars, cause I wouldn't want to be caged and have a broad take off her top, just so I can grab her boobs.

    Phuq that, that's real torture!

  4. #4
    Sancho
    Big Pimpin's Avatar


    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more
    Posts
    5,587
    Rep Points
    1244396447

    ^^^I'd have to at least RHJO all over her.

  5. #5
    Raping Madmann's Mom
    Call of Ktulu's Avatar


    Join Date
    May 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    MA
    Posts
    1,416
    Rep Points
    169764462

    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    So those loser sluts found their purpose in life, big fucking deal.
    Not as bad as your mother being a whore posing as a stripper.


    http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/an...r-madmann.html I rape your mother.

  6. #6
    Registered User
    ELITE MEMBER
    littlekev's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    usa
    Posts
    1,202
    Rep Points
    49253594

    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    So those loser sluts found their purpose in life, big fucking deal.
    Is that your ugly ass in your avi, or are u using random fags again? Negged
    *Disclaimer* I do not condone any illegal activity, All aas post and information are for conversation ONLY!


  7. #7
    RDRSE Ghost Assassin
    ELITE MEMBER
    Dark Geared God's Avatar


    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Usa
    Posts
    9,175
    Rep Points
    559889443

    don't be a hater mah kniggs
    If you strike me down(ban me)I'll become more powerful than ever.. Don't say i don't warn you.


Similar Threads

  1. Strippers!!
    By KONAN in forum Sexual Health
    Replies: 129
    Last Post: 01-05-2012, 08:21 AM
  2. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 07-03-2011, 12:56 AM
  3. Strippers RULE!
    By motopsyko32 in forum Open Chat
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 09-12-2006, 01:58 PM
  4. I Have A Newfound Respect For Strippers
    By 911=InsideJob in forum Open Chat
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 09-09-2006, 08:27 AM
  5. Do you like aides?
    By Vieope in forum Training
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 02-26-2006, 09:15 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
-->