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    Merry Xmas from theCaptn!






    . . reindeer, snow, mistletoe and all that shit can fuck right off.

    . . sun, beer, shrimp on the barbie, sand, and ho-ho-ho's is how we tanneded Southern Hemisphere Motherfuckers roll

    Merry Xmas from theCaptn!

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    It's more like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post

    If only british girls could really look like that good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    If only british girls could really look like that good.
    shitty climate = low quality bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    shitty climate = low quality bitches
    I thought in the brits case it was more about what they ate.

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    Fuck right, we all know you're lighting the menorah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt James View Post

    Umm, no thanks, you can keep those "gifts"

    My standards for females are much higher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Umm, no thanks, you can keep those "gifts"

    My standards for females are much higher.
    Chances are you wouldnt have to pay these ones mate
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    he's into blokes..

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Chances are you wouldnt have to pay these ones mate

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    Chances are you wouldnt have to pay these ones mate
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Chances are you wouldnt have to pay these ones mate
    I don't have to pay most mate, but I wouldn't take those if someone paid me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    I don't have to pay most mate, but I wouldn't take those if someone paid me.
    After a few cheeky lines of coke and a skinful of rum, these chicks will suck your savv until your head caves in!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    . . reindeer, snow, mistletoe and all that shit can fuck right off.

    . . sun, beer, shrimp on the barbie, sand, and ho-ho-ho's is how we tanneded Southern Hemisphere Motherfuckers roll

    Merry Xmas from theCaptn!

    Hell yes!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    After a few cheeky lines of coke and a skinful of rum, these chicks will suck your savv until your head caves in!
    he's a fickle little fucker..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rednack View Post
    he's a fickle little fucker..
    But didn't I tell you before to stop mistaking me for your boyfriend??

    So what does your farmer landlord do for you mindless sheep during Xmas??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Umm, no thanks, you can keep those "gifts"

    My standards for females are much higher.
    I always knew you had a thing for animals, but i never dreamed you were into camel pussy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rednack View Post
    I always knew you had a thing for animals, but i never dreamed you were into camel pussy..
    No I would not want your first boyfriend to give me any diseases.

    So coward, we will see how long you continue to dodge my question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
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    If only british girls could really look like that good.
    She's n Aussie you cocknuckle

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommygunz View Post
    She's n Aussie you cocknuckle
    Who cares you walking garbage disposal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Who cares you walking garbage disposal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommygunz View Post
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    So how many fairy tale elves love you in your "Anabolic Wonderland" ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    So how many fairy tale elfs are in love in you in your "Anabolic Wonderland" ??

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