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    X-mas in da hood






    DA NITE AFO CRIZZMUS

    Wuz da nite afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
    ev'body be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
    We hunged up arr stockins, an hoped like all heck,
    dat Obama gunna brang us our checks.

    All of da family, was layin' on da flo',
    my sister wif her gurlfren, my brother wif some ho.
    Ashtrays wuz all full, empty beer cans and all
    when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eit, must be da law".

    I pulled the sheet off da window an what I'ze could see,
    I was speckin' da sherrif, wif a warrunt fo' me.
    But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"

    Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

    Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
    but it looks like us brudda's, got a black un' tonight.
    Faster than a poe'lice car, my home boy he came,
    and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

    On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,
    On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
    Obama landed dat melon, right dere in da street,
    I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?

    Dat Santy din't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',
    an I sez to myself, "Sum bitch..he don did dis befo!"
    He had a big bag, full of presents - at firs I suspeck?
    Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.

    But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
    He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
    Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
    I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

    He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
    and wuz gone in two seconds, dat dem'crat sumbitch.
    So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
    'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!




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    LMAO. Classic!

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    Word. You feelin' dat up n dis bitch niggas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Word. You feelin' dat up n dis bitch niggas?

    WTF! stick to your dry, non- humorous, robotic responses. I can handle those!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenOx View Post
    WTF! stick to your dry, non- humorous, robotic responses. I can handle those!
    But I heard that you handle penises up your anus much better.

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    haha funny!













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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    But I heard that you handle penises up your anus much better.
    Typical Madmann response....dull, boring, and overused.... step it up son! My 14 year old comes back with better lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    But I heard that you handle penises up your anus much better.
    Quote Originally Posted by GreenOx View Post
    Typical Madmann response....dull, boring, and overused.... step it up son! My 14 year old comes back with better lines.
    You guys are cracking me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenOx View Post
    Typical Madmann response....dull, boring, and overused.... step it up son! My 14 year old comes back with better lines.
    Sorry but just speaking the truth son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    my daddy and mommy are brother and sister. how can i do that to?
    You sicken me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    My parents sicken me because they're heterosexuals.
    They hate the blanket sized rainbow flag in my bedroom.

    Sounds like you got real issues son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Sounds like you got real issues son.
    You really are pathetic.

    For fuck's sake, you're using a put-down used in the post your replying to. Holy shit, you have no creativity.

    What are you, retarded?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    You really are pathetic.

    For fuck's sake, you're using a put-down used in the post your replying to. Holy shit, you have no creativity.

    What are you, retarded?
    That's a rhetorical question, I assume?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Word. You feelin' dat up n dis bitch niggas?
    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    But I heard that you handle penises up your anus much better.
    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Sorry but just speaking the truth son.
    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Sounds like you got real issues son.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DecaConstruction View Post

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    DRSE Reconnaissance


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    You really are pathetic.

    For fuck's sake, you're using a put-down used in the post your replying to. Holy shit, you have no creativity.

    What are you, retarded?
    You modified my post #9 with your post # 10.

    I just followed your example lord of the oblivious.

    So to answer your question, NO I'm not retarded.

    But YES you most definitely are retarded and then some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    You modified my post #9 with your post # 10.

    I just followed your example lord of the oblivious.

    So to answer your question, NO I'm not retarded.

    But YES you most definitely are retarded and then some.
    You did it again.

    How old are you? There's no way you can be an adult and be that stupid. Or are you really retarded? Seriously, I'm not going for a put down here. If you're either a kid or retarded I'll refrain from poking fun at you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    You did it again.

    How old are you? There's no way you can be an adult and be that stupid. Or are you really retarded? Seriously, I'm not going for a put down here. If you're either a kid or retarded I'll refrain from poking fun at you.
    You're not poking fun of anyone, only humilating yourself.

    Sad part is you will never realize it, hence why you are retarded + then some!

    But I hear straight-jackets are made to fit bulimic girls as well
    which is equalivent to your stature, natural habits and intellect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    You're not poking fun of anyone, only humilating yourself.

    Sad part is you will never realize it, hence why you are retarded + then some!

    But I hear straight-jackets are made to fit bulimic girls as well
    which is equalivent to your stature, natural habits and intellect.
    Good god... You're an eternal recursion of ignorance and retardation.


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    Who talks like that? You have spent way too many hours alone in the dark Madmann. No one talks like that in the real world. Go find some adults, sit in the corner and listen to how they converse with each other. If I had to guess I would say you are probably about 16 maybe 17 but that's stretching it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Sounds like you got real issues son.
    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    You modified my post #9 with your post # 10.

    I just followed your example lord of the oblivious.

    So to answer your question, NO I'm not retarded.

    But YES you most definitely are retarded and then some.
    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    You're not poking fun of anyone, only humilating yourself.

    Sad part is you will never realize it, hence why you are retarded + then some!

    But I hear straight-jackets are made to fit bulimic girls as well
    which is equalivent to your stature, natural habits and intellect.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DecaConstruction View Post



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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    Good god... You're an eternal recursion of ignorance and retardation.
    If you say so little dingbat.

    Quote Originally Posted by GreenOx View Post
    Who talks like that?
    Obviously people who aren't goofy enough to name themselves "GreenOx".

    ROFLMFAO @ you of all people trying to give "real world" advice. HILARIOUS.

    And unlike me, most adults in this cockeyed, over-sensitive, backstabbing society can be boring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gena Marie View Post
    DA NITE AFO CRIZZMUS

    Wuz da nite afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
    ev'body be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
    We hunged up arr stockins, an hoped like all heck,
    dat Obama gunna brang us our checks.

    All of da family, was layin' on da flo',
    my sister wif her gurlfren, my brother wif some ho.
    Ashtrays wuz all full, empty beer cans and all
    when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eit, must be da law".

    I pulled the sheet off da window an what I'ze could see,
    I was speckin' da sherrif, wif a warrunt fo' me.
    But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"

    Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

    Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
    but it looks like us brudda's, got a black un' tonight.
    Faster than a poe'lice car, my home boy he came,
    and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

    On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,
    On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
    Obama landed dat melon, right dere in da street,
    I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?

    Dat Santy din't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',
    an I sez to myself, "Sum bitch..he don did dis befo!"
    He had a big bag, full of presents - at firs I suspeck?
    Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.

    But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
    He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
    Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
    I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

    He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
    and wuz gone in two seconds, dat dem'crat sumbitch.
    So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
    'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    If you say so little dingbat.



    Obviously people who aren't goofy enough to name themselves "GreenOx".

    ROFLMFAO @ you of all people trying to give "real world" advice. HILARIOUS.

    And unlike me, most adults in this cockeyed, over-sensitive, backstabbing society can be boring.


    What adult uses the work "dingbat"


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    Quote Originally Posted by DecaConstruction View Post
    That is some funny shit. We were just talking about that movie the other night

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    "Obviously people who aren't goofy enough to name themselves "GreenOx"

    OK !! "MADMANN" GreenOx - Year of the OX, Color = Green, Direction = West that's down to the minute, if you know anything about Asian culture or horoscopes, Oh wait a minute you trained in TKD for 5 years.....yah right.

    Your handle is much more original...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DecaConstruction View Post
    What adult uses the work "dingbat"
    I bet a lout like you had to look it up.

    Fucking airhead.

    Quote Originally Posted by GreenOx View Post
    "Obviously people who aren't goofy enough to name themselves "GreenOx"

    OK !! "MADMANN" GreenOx - Year of the OX, Color = Green, Direction = West that's down to the minute, if you know anything about Asian culture or horoscopes, Oh wait a minute you trained in TKD for 5 years.....yah right.

    Your handle is much more original...
    Doesn't matter the explaination you put behind it, the name still sucks.

    And get over the TKD rambling already, YES I can easily kick your ass.

    Accept it and move on something more interesting to banter about.

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