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    Attention: Noobs






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    Any comments goddamit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Please PM me for an appropriate signature.

    Failure to comply will result in negging and cruel post editing.

    Anyone under 100 posts is a noob.

    Keeping Anything Goes safe for all: theCaptn'
    Someone's finally taking responsibility for the job placed upon them...

    Bravo my good man bravo

    Don't tread on me!!
    Quit Bitching, Start a Revolution
    Don't fuck with old people, they're unpredictable....
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    Is reddog a mod yet?

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    get stuffed..
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    PM me noob actividad in AG for reps
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Geared God View Post
    get stuffed..
    I was going to get noobs worship the DGG ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    I was going to get noobs worship the DGG ...
    dont noobs already worship the coffee drinking skills of DGG?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    dont noobs already worship the coffee drinking skills of DGG?
    no, they think he is pale and undesirable
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    no, they think he is pale and undesirable
    this must be remedied at once. they dont call him geared god for nothing make the noobs visit this thread by DGG http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/an...ng-thread.html
    and feel his wrath!!!

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    what about madmann he's got above 100+ but still proves himself useless

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    Quote Originally Posted by cg89 View Post
    what about madmann he's got above 100+ but still proves himself useless
    Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

    So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

    But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

    All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

    Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
    But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

    Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

    I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

    So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

    But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

    All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

    Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
    But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

    Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

    I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.
    People find me interesting, otherwise they wouldn't buy my porno tapes of me raping your mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

    So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

    But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

    All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

    Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
    But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

    Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

    I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.
    Yes Eddie……...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

    So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

    But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

    All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

    Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
    But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

    Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

    I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.
    Dear noobs,

    This charming fellow is eddie. He likes thick cock in his ass, so every once in a while I oblige him with a dildo the size of a coke can.

    The first time he bled, but like a champ he came back for more. Now he bounces on it like a pro and sings my praises.

    Say hi eddie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CellarDoor View Post
    Dear noobs,

    This charming fellow is eddie. He likes thick cock in his ass, so every once in a while I oblige him with a dildo the size of a coke can.

    The first time he bled, but like a champ he came back for more. Now he bounces on it like a pro and sings my praises.

    Say hi eddie.


    Cool love story bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madmann View Post
    Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

    So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

    But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

    All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

    Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
    But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

    Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

    I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.



    What a homo...

    Who cares about what you feel and that you want male on male cock gifs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by boss View Post
    Cool love story bro
    All non fiction, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExLe View Post


    What a homo...

    Who cares about what you feel and that you want male on male cock gifs...
    Letting porn gifs compensate for real sex makes you the homosexual.

    Get laid in reality and you could change that, but its likely you don't want it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    dont noobs already worship the coffee drinking skills of DGG?

    Hi,

    Hey fuck you guys. How are you?

    Im prepared for the verbal rape. Just figured I'd mix things up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnnyboy004 View Post
    Hi,

    Hey fuck you guys. How are you?

    Im prepared for the verbal rape. Just figured I'd mix things up.
    Speak English Jew
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