First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden,
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing,
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl,
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender,
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire,
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud,
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you,
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder,
Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing,
Then he added a mouth,
Ruined the whole fucking thing.
"It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."
that was pretty good!
I'm sending that one to the girlfriend.
If god were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on man, he would kill himself.
- Alexander Dumas (1802 - 1870)
Ever since that damn apple...