When Madman was a young boy, he had no friends. One day, out of lonesome despiration, he created a friend and named him Eddie. At first, Madman and Eddie had much fun together, frolicking through the Walmart garden section together and peeing in the potted plants, and going to McDonalds for their daily french fry eating contest.
However, it soon became evident that Eddie always got more attention than Madman. Eddie found a new love....fitness and weight training. One day, Eddie found a job as a poster boy for obese junior powerlifters. Soon after, Madman was able to pose for a poster himself.
Unfortunately, due to the high wage Madman demanded (3 dozen cupcakes per shoot) he was terminated. The downward spiral began, and Madman's anger grew with each passing day....like is fat rear end.
As a teen, Madman lost his way. He could simply not find his identitiy. Oh, people told him what he was all of the time, but these names didn't feel right to little Madman. So his search for self began.
He joined gaming clubs...but they kicked him out.
Spider Man movie reinactments....
But nothing ever worked. Madman became an angry disillusioned teen...and a hungry one too!
NEXT!
However, it soon became evident that Eddie always got more attention than Madman. Eddie found a new love....fitness and weight training. One day, Eddie found a job as a poster boy for obese junior powerlifters. Soon after, Madman was able to pose for a poster himself.
Unfortunately, due to the high wage Madman demanded (3 dozen cupcakes per shoot) he was terminated. The downward spiral began, and Madman's anger grew with each passing day....like is fat rear end.
As a teen, Madman lost his way. He could simply not find his identitiy. Oh, people told him what he was all of the time, but these names didn't feel right to little Madman. So his search for self began.
He joined gaming clubs...but they kicked him out.
Spider Man movie reinactments....
But nothing ever worked. Madman became an angry disillusioned teen...and a hungry one too!
NEXT!
