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    is this fucking possible

    I got a spot on a roster doing a Mardi gra strip show.With a local company for 1 week starting Feb.14...Now you dumb fucks are probaly wondering why I'm posting here but a couple of you niggers actually workout and may be able to help.I need to loose 10 lbs and drop 3% Bf just to make roster.I'm somewhere between 13-15% I need to get down to Atleast 12 % in 20 days.I'm thinking eca,t3 super low carbs .I'm on Tren,test,eq only 2 weeks into Tren eth so nothing yet.Any advice,willing to do anything to get this spot and get out debt.I can easily make $$$ each night.ps I use be a stripper over year ago but got sucked in horrible lifestyle this just temp.
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    I thought this thread was going to be about a kama-sutra technique.

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    Is it Tren Ace and Test Prop ur on? Add Mast Prop if possible for 20 days

    Add some Clen @ 120Mcg per day if you can handle it. T3 @ 125Mcg/day.

    Do a fuck load of cardio in ur parka and sweat like a MF'er.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BillHicksFan View Post
    I thought this thread was going to be about a kama-sutra technique.
    Epic fail
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesla View Post
    Is it Tren Ace and Test Prop ur on? Add Mast Prop if possible for 20 days

    Add some Clen @ 120Mcg per day if you can handle it. T3 @ 125Mcg/day.

    Do a fuck load of cardio in ur parka and sweat like a MF'er.
    No I'm poor and on ethanate

    I will loose muscle but idgaf all whores want is Abs
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    You still should of asked this in the anabolic or diet sections. You'll get a lot of dumb ass responses here. Lol, I'll start "what is your performing name?"

    In all seriousness though, it looks like you are on a good cutting aas cycle anyway so you shouldn't worry too much about muscle loss. maybe switch to shorter Esters, add t3 and maybe clen. Keep your diet and training in check and I think you'll be able to do it. But 3% loss in 20 days may be a little tough to achieve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ontopthegame85 View Post
    No I'm poor and on ethanate

    I will loose muscle but idgaf all whores want is Abs
    Add The Mast Prop if possible.......Don't eat any salt and chew on ice instead of drinking water in the last couple days.....Then eat a snicker bar for energy right before ur routine for energy.

    Chew some Cope to suppress ur appetite as well...ur trying to be a not big and every little bit helps.
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    Serving of chicken and veg 4 times per day.
    Three whey shakes with water per day.
    As much cardio as you can handle.
    Some carbs when training.

    Obv this is simplified, but I get the impression thats what you want. This will get the job done if you can stick to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    You still should of asked this in the anabolic or diet sections. You'll get a lot of dumb ass responses here. Lol,

    You saying my response is dumbass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesla View Post
    You saying my response is dumbass.
    No, but by the time I typed everything out on my phone there were all these responses. Plus i'm expecting madman to make an appearance in this thread, so my comment will still be valid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    You still should of asked this in the anabolic or diet sections. You'll get a lot of dumb ass responses here. Lol, I'll start "what is your performing name?"

    In all seriousness though, it looks like you are on a good cutting aas cycle anyway so you shouldn't worry too much about muscle loss. maybe switch to shorter Esters, add t3 and maybe clen. Keep your diet and training in check and I think you'll be able to do it. But 3% loss in 20 days may be a little tough to achieve.
    I don't have a performing name I just change my name to mason,something norm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hench View Post
    Serving of chicken and veg 4 times per day.
    Three whey shakes with water per day.
    As much cardio as you can handle.
    Some carbs when training.

    Obv this is simplified, but I get the impression thats what you want. This will get the job done if you can stick to it.
    Sounds good I will only carb up on oats before and after workout so I don't die
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesla View Post
    Add The Mast Prop if possible.......Don't eat any salt and chew on ice instead of drinking water in the last couple days.....Then eat a snicker bar for energy right before ur routine for energy.

    Chew some Cope to suppress ur appetite as well...ur trying to be a not big and every little bit helps.
    No mast on hand and by the time I get it it will be to late.But I will eliminate salt chew on cope is already a norm
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    start doing hours of cardio, your gonna need the stamina, peptides, GHRP-2 and MOD-GRF
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