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    tax return

    The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
    I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
    I replied -
    12 million illegal immigrants;
    "3 million crack heads;
    "42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
    "2 million people in over 243 prisons;
    "Half of Mexico ; and
    "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."

    Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jagbender View Post
    The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
    I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
    I replied -
    12 million illegal immigrants;
    "3 million crack heads;
    "42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
    "2 million people in over 243 prisons;
    "Half of Mexico ; and
    "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."

    Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
    Don't forget your pastor, who takes your 10% to purchase meth and gay prostitutes.

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    This really is not a joking matter but what the heck, way too funny



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    Nice.

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    That was funny!

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    I take offense to the "HALF OF MEXICO", but its way to funny either way though! Lmao! and the Fools in washington! Damn lol u just got moved to the top of the audit list! Lol thanks for posting
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    Quote Originally Posted by jagbender View Post
    The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
    I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
    I replied -
    12 million illegal immigrants;
    "3 million crack heads;
    "42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
    "2 million people in over 243 prisons;
    "Half of Mexico ; and
    "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."

    Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
    OH my god , ,no truer words

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