The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -
12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Jagbender's battle of the bulge
The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living
Don't forget the billions in WallStreet bail-outs!
I invoke my nTH Amendment right to a Golden Parachute of epic proportions, but I'll settle for 10,000,000 in gold bars....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
This really is not a joking matter but what the heck, way too funny
I cannot be blamed for what I say. So don't listen to what I write because I am clearly
That was funny!
I take offense to the "HALF OF MEXICO", but its way to funny either way though! Lmao! and the Fools in washington! Damn lol u just got moved to the top of the audit list! Lol thanks for posting
Still looking for a good sponsor to put in my Signature!!