tax return

[jagbender]

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -
12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

 

[exphys88]

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -
12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Don't forget your pastor, who takes your 10% to purchase meth and gay prostitutes.

 

[maniclion]

Don't forget the billions in WallStreet bail-outs!

I invoke my nTH Amendment right to a Golden Parachute of epic proportions, but I'll settle for 10,000,000 in gold bars....

 

[hypno]

This really is not a joking matter but what the heck, way too funny

 

[_LG_]

 

[secdrl]

Nice.

 

[Anabolic5150]

That was funny!

 

[Getbig2]

I take offense to the "HALF OF MEXICO", but its way to funny either way though! Lmao! and the Fools in washington! Damn lol u just got moved to the top of the audit list! Lol thanks for posting

 

[bundle]

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question : "List all dependents?"
I replied -
12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico ; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

OH my god , ,no truer words