Listen man, im not saying you don't like needles, but i am saying the only reason i ever considered an oral only cycle was because my fear of needles. i finally sucked and up after reading A LOT of bad in regards to oral only and did a test only cycle at 500 week. i seriously think if this is your first cycle you should do an easy injectable like test E. two shots a week. its really simple. oral only is retarded and if you really want to do an oral only i would suggest doing a pro hormone instead. what is your stats ?
as for your wife, i know countless numbers of females all on anavar. it is really safe and effective for women at low doses.