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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, how big was his cock

  • Average, just like most of his peeps

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • 10x7.5 Like Blackzilla

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 15x10, biggest cock of all time...he is God after all

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • His cock was the bread of life

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • Vibrated, and like plastic man could mold into anything

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • If you drink of his cock you will live forever

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • 3x2 small but he is GOD so he knows how to use it

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Like the stars

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He had 6 cocks like that demi god had arms in the old Sinbad film form the 70's

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • When I put my hands in the air I become living art

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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Jesus Christ: Love, hate, compassion, jealousy, socialist, freedom fighter, fear, loving, dictator, forgiveness....so many opinions, so many wars, so many denominations so many questions that DO NOT MATTER.

One question and one question only matters.....His Godlike cock, how big was it? :hmmm:
 
you mean to tell me Jesus Christ isnt just a saying?? :mooh:
 
One of the apocryphal testimonies states he was in fact a cock with a beard. So I'm guessing that puts it in the 5'6" range. Mohammed was a 5'2" anus. God-cock and Allah-anus did it in an airport bathroom, and nine months later a baby Judaism showed up in a strip club dumpster. This is also why all Hindus have aids.
 
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