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    Bad News

    A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
    He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there.

    He asks if there is a problem.

    One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."

    The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.

    The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.

    The deputies look at the photo then hand it back to the husband.

    Then with a very somber face, the deputy says, "I'm sorry to have to
    inform you sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."

    The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an
    excellent cook."
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