A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there.
He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."
The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.
The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.
The deputies look at the photo then hand it back to the husband.
Then with a very somber face, the deputy says, "I'm sorry to have to
inform you sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."
The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an
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