This is a petition I need you guys to help me out here. Titanya and I were talking the other night and the question arose whether or not if you looked at semen under a microscope could you see little swimmers moving around. And then if you applied spermicide would they stop? So the obvoius solution was to find out by doing it, but where would we get a microscope?
Here's where you come in. She accidently let it slip that her sister in puerto rico has a $1000 microscope. Which she just happens to be visiting this weekend for a week or so. I will gladly supply the specimen, but she is reluctant to borrow her sister's microscope, even if just for a little while. Why? Because Tanya's retarded.
So please sign my petition to her to bring the microscope back with her when she returns from her trip.