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    Please sign my petition to Titanya

    This is a petition I need you guys to help me out here. Titanya and I were talking the other night and the question arose whether or not if you looked at semen under a microscope could you see little swimmers moving around. And then if you applied spermicide would they stop? So the obvoius solution was to find out by doing it, but where would we get a microscope?

    Here's where you come in. She accidently let it slip that her sister in puerto rico has a $1000 microscope. Which she just happens to be visiting this weekend for a week or so. I will gladly supply the specimen, but she is reluctant to borrow her sister's microscope, even if just for a little while. Why? Because Tanya's retarded.

    So please sign my petition to her to bring the microscope back with her when she returns from her trip.

    Thank you
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    Last edited by Crono1000; 03-06-2003 at 06:26 PM.

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    Yeah, c'mon Titanya! That would be funny as hell!

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    you should have seen his petition for head

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    Originally posted by Titanya
    you should have seen his petition for head
    Cronno's giving head? You'd better get ready to hold MJ back, cause he's gonna get riled up over this one.
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    ha! like you wont be first in line?

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    Originally posted by irontime
    Cronno's giving head? You'd better get ready to hold MJ back, cause he's gonna get riled up over this one.
    Yeah, that wouldn't be very pretty. I hear Cronno uses too much teeth!

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    Originally posted by Titanya
    ha! like you wont be first in line?
    Like Mma said, he uses too much teeth
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Like Mma said, he uses too much teeth
    yup.... u'd be first in line

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    Originally posted by Titanya
    ha! like you wont be first in line?


    Yeah IT, U bitch ASS
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