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    Please sign my petition to Titanya

    This is a petition I need you guys to help me out here. Titanya and I were talking the other night and the question arose whether or not if you looked at semen under a microscope could you see little swimmers moving around. And then if you applied spermicide would they stop? So the obvoius solution was to find out by doing it, but where would we get a microscope?

    Here's where you come in. She accidently let it slip that her sister in puerto rico has a $1000 microscope. Which she just happens to be visiting this weekend for a week or so. I will gladly supply the specimen, but she is reluctant to borrow her sister's microscope, even if just for a little while. Why? Because Tanya's retarded.

    So please sign my petition to her to bring the microscope back with her when she returns from her trip.

    Thank you
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    Last edited by Crono1000; 03-06-2003 at 08:26 PM.

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    Yeah, c'mon Titanya! That would be funny as hell!

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    you should have seen his petition for head

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    Originally posted by Titanya
    you should have seen his petition for head
    Cronno's giving head? You'd better get ready to hold MJ back, cause he's gonna get riled up over this one.
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    ha! like you wont be first in line?

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    Originally posted by irontime
    Cronno's giving head? You'd better get ready to hold MJ back, cause he's gonna get riled up over this one.
    Yeah, that wouldn't be very pretty. I hear Cronno uses too much teeth!

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    Originally posted by Titanya
    ha! like you wont be first in line?
    Like Mma said, he uses too much teeth
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Like Mma said, he uses too much teeth
    yup.... u'd be first in line

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    Originally posted by Titanya
    ha! like you wont be first in line?


    Yeah IT, U bitch ASS
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    psst........Tit, when someone shakes their head from left to right that means 'NO'. Just thought I'd let you in on the little secret.
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    Originally posted by MJ23
    Yeah IT, U bitch ASS
    Ah shut it MJ We all know you're pulling yourself at the thought of Conno.
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    Re: Please sign my petition to Titanya

    Originally posted by Crono1000
    Why? Because Tanya's retarded.


    Crono1000
    Now thats a good move to get anything approved
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    psssssst.... dick... if you keep on making explicit sexual advances to my boyfriend, that means u'r 'GAY'... just thought i'd let u know

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    Originally posted by irontime
    Cronno's giving head?

    Humm...


    I think this pretty much sums it all up, so no need to drag me into it.

    Just go wait in line
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    yeah, wait in line... by the way its $3 a session

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    Originally posted by Titanya
    psssssst.... dick... if you keep on making explicit sexual advances to my boyfriend, that means u'r 'GAY'... just thought i'd let u know
    I never made that impression at all, YOU'RE the one who said he wants to swallow schlongs.
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    Originally posted by irontime
    he uses too much teeth...
    i rest my case...

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    Originally posted by irontime
    YOU'RE the one who said he wants to swallow schlongs.


    . OH, FUCK this is funny,

    HEY, "TIT" what the hell are you doing that is making the poor bastards go fetching for dick
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Originally posted by MJ23

    HEY, "TIT" what the hell are you doing that is making the poor bastards go fetching for dick
    like i said... get in line its $3 a session

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    Originally posted by MJ23
    HEY, "TIT" what the hell are you doing that is making the poor bastards go fetching for dick
    I knew she was a he. So tit, how much do you have to pay in order for him to suck you off?
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    IT... you keep on asking me if I'm a guy. This is probably very heavily associated with the fact that all the sexual partners you've had in life have been male. But that doesn't mean that the world is limited to one gender or that sex is limited to but fucking. Hun, your just gonna have to come to terms with it. I'm not a guy, and no, i wont give u head.

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    Well, "TIT" I dont necessarily want to take IT's side, but your only feminine signs so far is the word "TIT"

    I mean Cronno liking Schlongs so much, and complementing every guy here does not make a strong case for you..
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    Its good to hear that reports of your demise are somewhat premature, Titanya. However, if you want life to be worth living, you better find some way to nip this in the bud! I know its not fair, but when the rest of the world sees IT and MJ ganging up on something, there's a strong presumption that that object is male. (And of course there was that ugly incident with the weiner dogs.) Perhaps nekkid pix would squelch this ugly libel.
    There's one way to find out....

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    Originally posted by Titanya
    like i said... get in line its $3 a session
    Well, thats a Cheap Whore
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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