This is a petition I need you guys to help me out here. Titanya and I were talking the other night and the question arose whether or not if you looked at semen under a microscope could you see little swimmers moving around. And then if you applied spermicide would they stop? So the obvoius solution was to find out by doing it, but where would we get a microscope?
Here's where you come in. She accidently let it slip that her sister in puerto rico has a $1000 microscope. Which she just happens to be visiting this weekend for a week or so. I will gladly supply the specimen, but she is reluctant to borrow her sister's microscope, even if just for a little while. Why? Because Tanya's retarded.
So please sign my petition to her to bring the microscope back with her when she returns from her trip.
IT... you keep on asking me if I'm a guy. This is probably very heavily associated with the fact that all the sexual partners you've had in life have been male. But that doesn't mean that the world is limited to one gender or that sex is limited to but fucking. Hun, your just gonna have to come to terms with it. I'm not a guy, and no, i wont give u head.
Its good to hear that reports of your demise are somewhat premature, Titanya. However, if you want life to be worth living, you better find some way to nip this in the bud! I know its not fair, but when the rest of the world sees IT and MJ ganging up on something, there's a strong presumption that that object is male. (And of course there was that ugly incident with the weiner dogs.) Perhaps nekkid pix would squelch this ugly libel.