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    SFW posted this in Open Chat.

    Seems like this advice applies to relationship issues as well.

    See boldface:

    Greener Solutions to Relationship Woes!

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    If you store your girlfriend in the freezer, every kernel will pop.

    If u put a dry towel in your girlfriend's mouth, they stop complaining in half the time.

    Vinegar replaces liquid fabric softner.

    Vinegar replaces Jet-Dry.

    Egg whites stiffly beaten with added ascorbic acid powder replaces $75 collagen cream.

    If u leave a halved former assistant in a smokey car overnight, you'll get what Craig Titus got.

    Microwave a saucer of lemon juice for 5 minutes, then simply wipe away even the toughest stains in your microwave.

    Stale girlfriend? Microwave for 45 seconds, fixed.

    Shaving cream replaces carpet cleaners/Soaps.

    Hair Conditioner replaces shaving cream.

    Aluminum foil discourages your pet from being on that item (sofa, counter, etc)

    Rubber gloves clean pet hair better than Pet hair rollers.

    Put a 1/8th tsp of yeast in your girlfriend's food ed and reduce its overall body odor.

    1 TBSP of vanilla extract in a can of paint will eliminate Paint smell. (does not affect color of paint)

    Cola cleans your toilet better than commercial toilet cleaner.

    Diluted White wine is a Mildew spray.

    Water mark on your coffee table from a Cup? Just dab some mayo on it, leave overnight. Buff out, fixed.

    Orange oil and vanilla extract, mixed with water, is a mosquito repellent.

    Fabric softner sheets in your pockets will reduce mosquito bites.

    A Fabric sheet softner in your central AC air vent will make the entire place smell better.

    Girlfriends stink? Put them in the freezer overnight, fixed.

    Common girlfriend? Wrap in duct tape and leave it on. The girlfriend will go away.

    Vinegar replaces windex.

    Vinegar replaces ammonia.

    Shiny hem after ironing? Spray with Vinegar.


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    Rubber gloves can be fashioned into a slippery orifice
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    Oh and fuck SFW
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    TOMA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFW View Post
    Rubber gloves can fashioned into a slippery orifice


    <casually looks around for rubber gloves>
    Last edited by Curt James; 03-13-2012 at 10:35 PM. Reason: n00b super mod is n00b

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    Well gotta go.Pm among yourself's..maybe tomarrow might be the day......Oh and Fuck the capt and SFW
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    not sure what i missed my brain is fried from ebay bs.... it's too late for but i'm curious what kinda girl trouble curt is in.

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    This is how you make your own homemade Fleshlight with cornstarch: Mix 1 part starch and 2 parts water in a glass
    Microwave for 1 minute
    Make small hole in middle with stick
    Microwave for 30 seconds
    Put stick in (3/4 down)
    Leave in fridge till solid (45min-90min)
    HIDE IT FROM PARENTS / GF(?)
    Insert Lube / Lotion and fap fap away

    DIY Fleshlight - Build Your Own Cheap Sex Toy (NSFW)

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    cornstarch is safe. you actually dust sex toys with it to keep them dry when stored.

    you don't get what you wish for ~ you get what you work for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    cornstarch is safe. you actually dust sex toys with it to keep them dry when stored.
    hmmm u seem to know alot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt James View Post


    <casually looks around for rubber gloves>

    I buy them 10 cases at a time around this place. Want latex or blue nitrile?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    This is how you make your own homemade Fleshlight with cornstarch: Mix 1 part starch and 2 parts water in a glass
    Microwave for 1 minute
    Make small hole in middle with stick
    Microwave for 30 seconds
    Put stick in (3/4 down)
    Leave in fridge till solid (45min-90min)
    HIDE IT FROM PARENTS / GF(?)
    Insert Lube / Lotion and fap fap away

    DIY Fleshlight - Build Your Own Cheap Sex Toy (NSFW)
    OR you could just have sex. Just saying...

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