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    Top 10 Reasons Why Black People Aren't In NASCAR



    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

    # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...




    # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

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    That funny shit!

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    LOL ! 2 Funny

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    thats not a race (black and white) thing... thats a culture thing.....
    but i suppose its funny to the red necks....
    and no im not black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blergs. View Post
    thats not a race (black and white) thing... thats a culture thing.....
    but i suppose its funny to the red necks....
    and no im not black.
    Theres always someone who ruins a thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by secdrl View Post
    Theres always someone who ruins a thread.
    Thread never had a chance of being any good. Much like your IQ.

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    There is a pic, I think it might be in the funny pic thread directly related to OP's post...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezskanken View Post
    There is a pic, I think it might be in the funny pic thread directly related to OP's post...
    Your choice of attire in your avatar is certainly funny in many ways.

    You pay half-off for those prissy booty shorts/tights or whatever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blergs. View Post
    thats not a race (black and white) thing... thats a culture thing.....
    but i suppose its funny to the red necks....
    and no im not black.
    ^^^ bang bang

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    Quote Originally Posted by `Random View Post
    Your choice of attire in your avatar is certainly funny in many ways.

    You pay half-off for those prissy booty shorts/tights or whatever?
    They're regular shorts that he pulled up to show off his wheels. You muscles, that which you probably don't have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    They're regular shorts that he pulled up to show off his wheels. You muscles, that which you probably don't have.

    So that's how you justify blatant gayness, very laughable to say the least.
    My muscles are reserved for hot women only, not faggoty drool-monkeys.
    And hardcore men wear pants for a reason, they don't care about seeing legs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by `Random View Post
    So that's how you justify blatant gayness, very laughable to say the least.
    My muscles are reserved for hot women only, not faggoty drool-monkeys.
    Jerking off to the sears catalog does not equal being with hot women, I thought I already told you that eddie
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMS View Post
    They're regular shorts that he pulled up to show off his wheels. You muscles, that which you probably don't have.
    Thank you DOMS...

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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Jerking off to the sears catalog does not equal being with hot women, I thought I already told you that eddie

    The fact you even know shit like that exists indicates your age.
    Sorry geezer, but modern folks have no interest in your archaic methods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezskanken View Post
    Thank you DOMS...

    That's right , support your fellow prima donna queer like a good cum-bucket.

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    Good one eddie I see you're a sharp as ever......Yeah I'm kinda old and you kinda like cock. See you just can't argue with facts.
    Don't tread on me!!
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    eddie likes random cocks while he's getting spun in the barrel, got a cock coming in every glory hole.
    Don't tread on me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyiron View Post
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    Fact is the ancient clown who made the 17th post of this thread...

    Will always be my punching bag bitch to smack around at anytime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by `Random View Post
    So that's how you justify blatant gayness, very laughable to say the least.
    My muscles are reserved for hot women only, not faggoty drool-monkeys.
    And hardcore men wear pants for a reason, they don't care about seeing legs.
    You think that showing off muscles on a site about bodybuilding is gay?

    Just because your dad diddled you doesn't mean that everything male-related is gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blergs. View Post
    thats not a race (black and white) thing... thats a culture thing.....
    but i suppose its funny to the red necks....
    and no im not black.
    Negged for being an over sensitive faggot! Nigger jokes are ALWAYS funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    Negged for being an over sensitive faggot! Nigger jokes are ALWAYS funny!

    I negged him, too. For ruining a comedic, yet factual thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by `Random View Post
    Your choice of attire in your avatar is certainly funny in many ways.

    You pay half-off for those prissy booty shorts/tights or whatever?
    can someone please ban this eddie gimmick
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    Quote Originally Posted by `Random View Post
    That's right , support your fellow prima donna queer like a good cum-bucket.
    So how are you Madman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILLEROFSAINTS View Post
    can someone please ban this eddie gimmick
    Not the same IP, apparently
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    Quote Originally Posted by GearsMcGilf View Post
    Negged for being an over sensitive faggot! Nigger jokes are ALWAYS funny!
    nigger jokes are gold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by `Random View Post
    So that's how you justify blatant gayness, very laughable to say the least.
    My muscles are reserved for hot women only, not faggoty drool-monkeys.
    And hardcore men wear pants for a reason, they don't care about seeing legs.
    You don't have any muscles. You don't have any women. The only thing you have is a permanently limp tube of skin between your legs that hasn't seen any pussy since your mom forced you out from between her greasy thighs.
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    Yet another thread derailed by Eddie and some non-racist a-hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by blergs. View Post
    thats not a race (black and white) thing... thats a culture thing.....
    but i suppose its funny to the red necks....
    and no im not black.
    look at this liberal hippie, probably thinks interracial relations ships are OK too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Not the same IP, apparently
    He must be in his neighbors basement, then. He's using the same "comebacks" and his profile replicates everything Eddie was about.

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