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Top 10 Reasons Why Black People Aren't In NASCAR

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# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...




# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
 
thats not a race (black and white) thing... thats a culture thing.....
but i suppose its funny to the red necks....
and no im not black.
 
thats not a race (black and white) thing... thats a culture thing.....
but i suppose its funny to the red necks....
and no im not black.

Theres always someone who ruins a thread. :coffee:
 
There is a pic, I think it might be in the funny pic thread directly related to OP's post...:roflmao:
 
Your choice of attire in your avatar is certainly funny in many ways.

You pay half-off for those prissy booty shorts/tights or whatever?

They're regular shorts that he pulled up to show off his wheels. You muscles, that which you probably don't have.
 
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They're regular shorts that he pulled up to show off his wheels. You muscles, that which you probably don't have.


So that's how you justify blatant gayness, very laughable to say the least.
My muscles are reserved for hot women only, not faggoty drool-monkeys.
And hardcore men wear pants for a reason, they don't care about seeing legs.
 
So that's how you justify blatant gayness, very laughable to say the least.
My muscles are reserved for hot women only, not faggoty drool-monkeys.

Jerking off to the sears catalog does not equal being with hot women, I thought I already told you that eddie
 
Good one eddie I see you're a sharp as ever......Yeah I'm kinda old and you kinda like cock. See you just can't argue with facts.
 
eddie likes random cocks while he's getting spun in the barrel, got a cock coming in every glory hole.
 
So that's how you justify blatant gayness, very laughable to say the least.
My muscles are reserved for hot women only, not faggoty drool-monkeys.
And hardcore men wear pants for a reason, they don't care about seeing legs.

You think that showing off muscles on a site about bodybuilding is gay?

Just because your dad diddled you doesn't mean that everything male-related is gay.
 
lmao
 
So that's how you justify blatant gayness, very laughable to say the least.
My muscles are reserved for hot women only, not faggoty drool-monkeys.
And hardcore men wear pants for a reason, they don't care about seeing legs.

You don't have any muscles. You don't have any women. The only thing you have is a permanently limp tube of skin between your legs that hasn't seen any pussy since your mom forced you out from between her greasy thighs.
 
Yet another thread derailed by Eddie and some non-racist a-hole
 
thats not a race (black and white) thing... thats a culture thing.....
but i suppose its funny to the red necks....
and no im not black.

look at this liberal hippie, probably thinks interracial relations ships are OK too.
 
Not the same IP, apparently :sorry:

He must be in his neighbors basement, then. He's using the same "comebacks" and his profile replicates everything Eddie was about.
 
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