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    I hate auto flushing toilets!

    I'm at this seminar and the toilets are auto flushers. I had 4 cups of coffee to stay awake and had to shit like a champ. I go in the stall wipe down the seat and put down the ass bip. The second I get my pants down and am inches away from sitting the toilet flushed and dragged the ass bip with it. The second try I leaned to the side thinking I was out of the IR range and it did it again. Third time Ripped the middle section off, but when the toilet flushed it splashed water up onto the seat. So annoying!
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    just be a man and put your bare ass on the seat
    to be the man you have to beat the man.

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    Worse is when you have those little rabbit turds and the water splashes back up on your asshole. They should have heated toliet water.
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    lol, I like that Idea
    to be the man you have to beat the man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SloppyJ View Post
    Worse is when you have those little rabbit turds and the water splashes back up on your asshole. They should have heated toliet water.
    ^^^^^this right here! Couldn't agree more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seyone View Post
    just be a man and put your bare ass on the seat
    No way, I always picture these fat grotesque humans who sit on their ass all day having festering open boils on their asses sitting on the seats bare assed. At my old job we had this tub of lard who would go into the toilet and destroy it, their would be shit on the lid, under the rim, I couldn't imagine he could clean all of that shit off of his ass so he must have been walking around with crusted shit on his ass and he took 2-3 shits a day. Ever since then I've imagined every public toilet is just smeared with shit and blood and piss and puss and lord knows what else....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I'm at this seminar and the toilets are auto flushers. I had 4 cups of coffee to stay awake and had to shit like a champ. I go in the stall wipe down the seat and put down the ass bip. The second I get my pants down and am inches away from sitting the toilet flushed and dragged the ass bip with it. The second try I leaned to the side thinking I was out of the IR range and it did it again. Third time Ripped the middle section off, but when the toilet flushed it splashed water up onto the seat. So annoying!
    I laughed so loud at this comment. Seriously though, those things are a pain in the ass. What's worse is when they have damn TURBO suction and they fling water all over your ass and back
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I'm at this seminar and the toilets are auto flushers. I had 4 cups of coffee to stay awake and had to shit like a champ. I go in the stall wipe down the seat and put down the ass bip. The second I get my pants down and am inches away from sitting the toilet flushed and dragged the ass bip with it. The second try I leaned to the side thinking I was out of the IR range and it did it again. Third time Ripped the middle section off, but when the toilet flushed it splashed water up onto the seat. So annoying!
    Quote Originally Posted by ~RaZr~ View Post
    I laughed so loud at this comment. Seriously though, those things are a pain in the ass. What's worse is when they have damn TURBO suction and they fling water all over your ass and back
    Thanks for the good laugh...

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    At least you have a seat. Try shitting in a squat toilet and having shit water splash all over your ass from just 2 inches away. A few years ago I had to shit real bad and used a squat toilet. I reached behind my back to push the lever and felt something slimey. When I pulled my hand back, there was something on it that appeared to be mucous. I remember thinking "OMFG! I hope that's snot and not someting moar sinister!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I'm at this seminar and the toilets are auto flushers. I had 4 cups of coffee to stay awake and had to shit like a champ. I go in the stall wipe down the seat and put down the ass bip. The second I get my pants down and am inches away from sitting the toilet flushed and dragged the ass bip with it. The second try I leaned to the side thinking I was out of the IR range and it did it again. Third time Ripped the middle section off, but when the toilet flushed it splashed water up onto the seat. So annoying!
    I hate those fucking things..them and those stupid sinks never seem to work right for me
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    Sinks always have too much water pressure and spray out splashing my shorts... then i look like I pissed all over myself. Fucking sinks:banghead:

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    There are no manual flush toilets left at airports, either. Last time I was at Lambert International, I didn't even sit down on the seat yet and the red light started blinking and the toilet flushed. I agree, very annoying.

    And don't lie, how many have had the explosive diarhea so bad you actually try to time your flush with your shit so it doesn't splash back up on you? I've had a couple post protein incidents that were almost disastrous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by secdrl View Post
    There are no manual flush toilets left at airports, either. Last time I was at Lambert International, I didn't even sit down on the seat yet and the red light started blinking and the toilet flushed. I agree, very annoying.

    And don't lie, how many have had the explosive diarhea so bad you actually try to time your flush with your shit so it doesn't splash back up on you? I've had a couple post protein incidents that were almost disastrous.
    Lmfao! Yeah, I did that when I was on shift at the gym I work at. Just finished a Cliff mint protein bar and bout 10 min later went oh fuck and ran out. Apparently a couple ppl noticed what was wrong cause I was trying to clench and run at the same time. It looks pretty hilarious I'm sure!

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    I do too Manic.

    Just grab a few pieces of TP and hang it over the sensor.

    That's What I do.

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    ^^^genius...
    I do every thing I can to shit at home... The lowes shitter turbo flushed while I was sitting on it and it got my berries wet... I was not the same all day, it almost ruined my weekend

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