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    Austin Powers Pick Up Lines ...

    1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
    2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
    3. Nice legs... what time do they open?
    4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
    5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
    6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
    9. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
    10. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
    11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
    12. Beauty is only a light switch away.
    13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
    14. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
    15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
    16. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
    17. My name is (name) - remember that- you'll be screaming it later.
    18. Do you believe in love at first sight - or should I walk by again?
    19. Hi, I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me.
    20. My friends want to know if you think I'm cute.
    21. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
    22. I'm an American Express lover, you shouldn't go home without me.
    23. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
    24. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them?
    25. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

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    Poor MJ. Now that you've shared this with everyone, he'll have to come up with something new next time he runs into IT!
    There's one way to find out....

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    No worries, every time I run into , you have something gayish to say, so there is plenty, lol
    "It is hard to believe a man is telling the truth, when you know you would lie if you were in his shoes."

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    well it's not just gonna suck itself
    230_225_220_215_210_205_200_195_190_185_180
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    <- that way about 20 more pounds!

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    Theese are the shit!
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