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If you evaporate homeopathic preparations, can you use the concentrate to poison the neighborhood cats?



If car wheels were square, would all roads be a track of triangular depressions?


What would the trajectory of a projectile look like if one were attempting to shoot ones self in the back of the head via circumnavigation?




In a vacuum, which would hit the ground first: Another eddie screen name, or Bob Saget's hemorrhoids?



Why don't extremist anti-abortion activists ever use the ashes of incinerated fetuses to make lye and give the abortion doctors a nasty chemical burn?


What if the French decided to indian give the statue of liberty?




What if John Cleese had in fact wagged his private parts at your aunties?




What would the world look like if instead of Islam and Christianity being the dominant religious memes, the world had adopted the cynically pretentious final thoughts of the Jerry Springer show as an ideology?
 
Why does the womans weekly come out monthly?

Why do people always look up when an automatic door does not open?

Why do people jump on a bag of flaming shit?

Why does al Pacino have a little friend and not a big one?

What would happen if you fucked Facebook in the face?
 
Why can't niggers swim?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb?

If you blindfolded every chinaman with dentalfloss, who much do you use?

Why should all gingers be shot on sight?

What's a safe distance for Azza to be from your children?

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Stupid Facts


  • There are 230 joints in the human body.
  • The average human head weighs about eight pounds.
  • The kidneys filter over 400 gallons of blood each day.
  • J. Edgar Hoover wouldn't let his drivers make left turns.
  • Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts salt water to fresh water.
  • The metal band that connects the pencil eraser to the end of the pencil is called a Ferrule.
  • The little piece of cartilage that sticks out at the front side of your ear is called the Tragus.
  • The points of light that you see behind your eyelids when you shut your eyes really hard are called Phosphenes.
  • There are 104 stitches on a baseball.
  • A boomerang will return to the thrower even in space.
  • The top of the Empire State building was built to anchor blimps.
 
If you were on a tugboat out at sea with a shotgun a roll of gaffa tape and The Captn steering the ship what would you do?

If all asian hookers were paid 2 dollars a fuck had $9.50 in the purse after 5 johns can you explain?

Why do girls sit there vagina’s on prolapsed assholes and have whoopy?
 
If a stereotype is true, why is it bad to talk about it?

If you're watching your favorite sport on tv and your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts yelling at you, what did you do wrong?
 
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