Mr. Smith and Little Bruce

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    Mr. Smith and Little Bruce

    Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

    Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'

    Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only 12. Where will you two live?'

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, 'In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'

    Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny.'

    Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny gets five bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.'

    Mr . Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?'

    Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.'

    Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.

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    I've heard this one before but it makes me laugh each time I read it.

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