1...Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes thanon a bicycle. 2...Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name. 3... Helpsomeone when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he's in troubleagain. 4... Manypeople are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5...Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.
Jagbender's battle of the bulge The problems we face today are because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living