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    Ode to Prince






    The king of the castle,
    ripping other boards a new asshole.

    One of the greatest men in the world,
    Gena is lucky to be his girl.

    Such a handsome and smart man,
    I'm trying my best to be like you if I can.

    Always giving and never taking,
    great ideas always in the making.

    Giving your all to this great board,
    just give me a spot thats all I ask of you lord.

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    Sweet Prince,
    what do I have to do to convince?

    I'm kissing ass as best as I can,
    you make me a better man.

    All I ask is for a chance,
    I would be so happy I would start to dance.

    Your generosity knows no bounds,
    I'm so lucky for this board I have found.

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    Oh great leader of this great place,
    let me make IM my home base.

    This is the greatest board on the net,
    and with your acceptance many orders we will get.

    All I ask if for a moment of your time,
    to listen to my pleading in this rhyme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenj View Post
    The king of the castle,
    ripping other boards a new asshole.

    One of the greatest men in the world,
    Gena is lucky to be his girl.

    Such a handsome and smart man,
    I'm trying my best to be like you if I can.

    Always giving and never taking,
    great ideas always in the making.

    Giving your all to this great board,
    just give me a spot thats all I ask of you lord.
    Not bad benj but how ya at Haikus?

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    I'm trying so hard to hold it together.
    I don't know how much longer I can keep up this charade.

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    ROFL @ "charade".

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenj View Post
    Sweet Prince,
    what do I have to do to convince?

    I'm kissing ass as best as I can,
    you make me a better man.

    All I ask is for a chance,
    I would be so happy I would start to dance.

    Your generosity knows no bounds,
    I'm so lucky for this board I have found.
    C- Teacher requests conference with parents....

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    hahahaha, I saw you commented and was going to ask if you could teach me your ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenj View Post
    hahahaha, I saw you commented and was going to ask if you could teach me your ways.
    Yours are better than mine

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    This is not tren related...



    Dont know if I like the idea, but the rhymes flow nicely...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezskanken View Post
    This is not tren related...



    Dont know if I like the idea, but the rhymes flow nicely...

    must be clomid

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    Benj on tren and writing poetry could be bad for all of us.....I could just imagine the shit he could think up

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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post
    Benj on tren and writing poetry could be bad for all of us.....I could just imagine the shit he could think up
    Tren or no Tren, he's not very good at thinking in general.

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    ding,ding round1

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbenj View Post
    I'm trying so hard to hold it together.
    I don't know how much longer I can keep up this charade.
    did you try offering your manhole, I dont think he could pass that up

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    Benny is carzy and acts like a fool
    Most people like him, some think he's a tool
    He knows no boundries when chasing his dream
    He may have gone overboard this time it would seem
    I think hes pompus and over the top
    Sometimes I wonder, when will it stop
    But hes on a misson to get what he wants
    Disregarding Me and the rest of you cunts
    Benny ain't right as we all know
    but to get what he wants, His dick he will show
    We've all seen it and its impressive for sure
    Give him what he wants or show him the door



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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Benny is carzy and acts like a fool
    Most people like him, some think he's a tool
    He knows no boundries when chasing his dream
    He may have gone overboard this time it would seem
    I think hes pompus and over the top
    Sometimes I wonder, when will it stop
    But hes on a misson to get what he wants
    Disregarding Me and the rest of you cunts
    Benny ain't right as we all know
    but to get what he wants, His dick he will show
    We've all seen it and its impressive for sure
    Give him what he wants or show him the door



    C+ Report to Custom's office

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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Benny is carzy and acts like a fool
    Most people like him, some think he's a tool
    He knows no boundries when chasing his dream
    He may have gone overboard this time it would seem
    I think hes pompus and over the top
    Sometimes I wonder, when will it stop
    But hes on a misson to get what he wants
    Disregarding Me and the rest of you cunts
    Benny ain't right as we all know
    but to get what he wants, His dick he will show
    We've all seen it and its impressive for sure
    Give him what he wants or show him the door



    good lord what is happening to this place ( head in hands )

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    Greatest poem ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I have no words to describe my feelings about this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Benny is carzy and acts like a fool
    Most people like him, some think he's a tool
    He knows no boundries when chasing his dream
    He may have gone overboard this time it would seem
    I think hes pompus and over the top
    Sometimes I wonder, when will it stop
    But hes on a misson to get what he wants
    Disregarding Me and the rest of you cunts
    Benny ain't right as we all know
    but to get what he wants, His dick he will show
    We've all seen it and its impressive for sure
    Give him what he wants or show him the door



    Confirmation this geritol advocate has seen many dicks in his day.

    Maybe before you reach complete alzheimer's state a silly poem
    will be posted about you so that you can feel abundantly special.

    Hard part will be making yourself relevant enough for that to occur.

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    That was the best fucking poem I've ever read. You shut your whore mouth!

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    Eddie and madmann, Boss and Earl
    They all run thier mouth
    Cause they're the same girl
    They like to be abused
    By big strong Men
    Cause his daddy left him again and again
    Mommy's a whore turning the trick
    Eddie gets his ass gaped by the big black dick
    Hiding behind a computer screen
    He does his best work where he can't be seen
    So heres to you eddie you big piece of shit
    If ever I see you, your throat I will slit


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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Eddie and madmann, Boss and Earl
    They all run thier mouth
    Cause they're the same girl
    They like to be abused
    By big strong Men
    Cause his daddy left him again and again
    Mommy's a whore turning the trick
    Eddie gets his ass gaped by the big black dick
    Hiding behind a computer screen
    He does his best work where he can't be seen
    So heres to you eddie you big piece of shit
    If ever I see you, your throat I will slit


    you have just made the dean's list congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by custom View Post
    you have just made the dean's list congrats.
    It doesn't take much to make your prestigious list does it?

    That old sheep dog misspelled a very common word that is used daily
    and babbles on about irrational scenarios he spent hours dreaming up.

    But just so I don't come off like a bad guy I have to look at the only real
    bright side of it, me getting a poem before him because I'm more significant.

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    What the hell is going on here? You guy's better get your estro levels checked, those AI's you bought from purchase peptides are clearly bunk and now you're turning into a bunch of emotional women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EARL View Post
    It doesn't take much to make your prestigious list does it?

    That old sheep dog misspelled a very common word that is used daily
    and babbles on about irrational scenarios he spent hours dreaming up.

    But just so I don't come off like a bad guy I have to look at the only real
    bright side of it, me getting a poem before him because I'm more significant.
    it was only cause he wrote one not who it was directed at

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