Today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained: two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
im going to declare a jihad on my mailbox, because i watched it all day and it hasnt moved an inch!
Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare
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