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    7 reasons NOT to go to the gym!






    Well Albob still might but these would scare me off
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    Wonder what else of hers is bigger
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    Oh, hi Tit
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    damn, I hope I can get arms like that
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    nice lats
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    god dang u got some gross fetishes IT. Dont even wanna know what you did to dero's take on my tanya and my picture

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    its a shame, a few of those woMEN could have been attractive had they not had a dick bigger than mine

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    Most womens pubic hairs could accomplish that obstacle buddy.
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Most womens pubic hairs could accomplish that obstacle buddy.
    You give him too much credit man....eyelashes

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    hey man, not sure what you're laughing about. I was making a metaphor. Inside word is that your girlfriend's dick is bigger than yours. I mean, MJ has you beat right?

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    Originally posted by irontime
    damn, I hope I can get arms like that
    I'm glad you said arms and not ass! LOL!
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    roflmao, there was a girl like these at the gym tonight. roflmao her voice is deeper than mine. The girl I was training was totally freaked out. lmao
    "When I use the word intensity I mean the ability to continue past and through the pain barrier where your mind pleads to stop and in fact convinces your body that you have hit failure, but you push through. How far you push through that barrier is the level of intensity with which you train." -- Twin Peak

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    Originally posted by dvlmn666
    roflmao, there was a girl like these at the gym tonight. roflmao her voice is deeper than mine. The girl I was training was totally freaked out. lmao
    Well at least you weren't training the roid chick. That would be kinda freaky training a girl that can bench more than you.
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    Originally posted by kuso
    Obviously they`ve all been double dosing on Cell tech
    Well obviously
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    A few more for IT...
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    Well they're better than the first ones, still scary though
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Well at least you weren't training the roid chick. That would be kinda freaky training a girl that can bench more than you.
    hahahah roflmao, she was doing bi's today. and they looked to be a good 16" she was lifting more weight than the guy she was lifting with. lmao
    "When I use the word intensity I mean the ability to continue past and through the pain barrier where your mind pleads to stop and in fact convinces your body that you have hit failure, but you push through. How far you push through that barrier is the level of intensity with which you train." -- Twin Peak

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    I actually like a couple of them!





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    Originally posted by dvlmn666
    hahahah roflmao, she was doing bi's today. and they looked to be a good 16" she was lifting more weight than the guy she was lifting with. lmao
    Damn that would be weird. Not trying to be sexist here, but I don't think I could workout with that. It would be quite the blow to the ego
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    Originally posted by Prince
    I actually like a couple of them!
    .....allright Prince, I'm sensing that you have a story to tell us. Come on, out with it
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Damn that would be weird. Not trying to be sexist here, but I don't think I could workout with that. It would be quite the blow to the ego
    Well she had a bigger chin, and a deeper voice than him to. roflmao
    "When I use the word intensity I mean the ability to continue past and through the pain barrier where your mind pleads to stop and in fact convinces your body that you have hit failure, but you push through. How far you push through that barrier is the level of intensity with which you train." -- Twin Peak

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    ..........You were checking her out pretty good weren't you?
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    Originally posted by irontime
    Damn that would be weird. Not trying to be sexist here, but I don't think I could workout with that. It would be quite the blow to the ego
    Must be pretty hard finding a WO partner that can't curl more than 10lbs!
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    Originally posted by lean_n_76er
    Must be pretty hard finding a WO partner that can't curl more than 10lbs!
    Well when all else fails I can probably ask you
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    Originally posted by irontime
    ..........You were checking her out pretty good weren't you?
    nope, I'm polite and say hi to people every once in a while. I said hi to her one other day, and it was freaky how low her voice was.

    and put it this way, her face was more cro magnon than Chyna's was back when she was huge.
    "When I use the word intensity I mean the ability to continue past and through the pain barrier where your mind pleads to stop and in fact convinces your body that you have hit failure, but you push through. How far you push through that barrier is the level of intensity with which you train." -- Twin Peak

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