How to please the Wife

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    How to please the Wife

    Ben wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself
    to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
    aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down
    and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
    Ben looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect
    order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes
    the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast
    is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

    So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot break-
    fast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,

    Ben asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

    His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
    delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and
    gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

    Confused, Ben asks, "So, why is everything in order and so
    clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
    when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave
    me alone, I'm married'!"

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