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    funny crackhead stories

    what are some of the crazy stories they tell you for a dollar.

    I had a guy in Oakland begging for some money a few weeks ago, he said " I just missed my flight and need money for gas", while he was holding his bicycle.
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    lols
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    This wasn't told to me so much as I witnessed it happen. I worked with a guy who was addicted to both crack and heroin. He started getting really bad with his addiction. Toward the end of his working tenure, he started offering blow jobs to other employees. His last night working with me, he went across the street on lunch break and robbed a convenience store only to get busted right in the parking lot. He apparently didn't see the cop car sitting on the other side of the store.
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    Quote Originally Posted by withoutrulers View Post
    This wasn't told to me so much as I witnessed it happen. I worked with a guy who was addicted to both crack and heroin. He started getting really bad with his addiction. Toward the end of his working tenure, he started offering blow jobs to other employees. His last night working with me, he went across the street on lunch break and robbed a convenience store only to get busted right in the parking lot. He apparently didn't see the cop car sitting on the other side of the store.
    this right here is a perfect example of how drugs addicts develop tunnel vision
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    Well I had a best friend who died of cancer at 25 and his brother is a crack head and he's the one that should of left this earth not my best friend. He's 50 still smokin and its disgusting. He has been in prison several times and just comes out after years to smoke up again that night he got released after being in there 3 years now thats fuk'd up

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    Quote Originally Posted by withoutrulers View Post
    This wasn't told to me so much as I witnessed it happen. I worked with a guy who was addicted to both crack and heroin. He started getting really bad with his addiction. Toward the end of his working tenure, he started offering blow jobs to other employees. His last night working with me, he went across the street on lunch break and robbed a convenience store only to get busted right in the parking lot. He apparently didn't see the cop car sitting on the other side of the store.
    I'm sorry, man, but I must doubt the validity of your story. I mean, several people here have mentioned that drugs aren't really that bad. It only brings puppies and love and shit...

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    I could write a book, but my favorite is when they say they need bus fare to get home. I always tell them how stupid they are for leaving home without enough money to get back, but they just change lies to my car done broke down and I need $5 for gas. Then I roll some quarters down the street and watch them chase after em. Kinda entertaining.

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    vanity said he saw a guy the other day with a sign that said too ugly for prostitution, he thought it was funny so he gave him some money.

    here there has been an unbelievable rise in violent crimes. i heard a bunch of sirens a couple nights ago and a guy was stabbed 5 times on his walk home after work. 2 other bodies were found with stab wounds recently. shit is getting fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FUZO View Post
    Well I had a best friend who died of cancer at 25 and his brother is a crack head and he's the one that should of left this earth not my best friend. He's 50 still smokin and its disgusting. He has been in prison several times and just comes out after years to smoke up again that night he got released after being in there 3 years now thats fuk'd up
    Go re-read the thread title. These stories are supposed to be FUNNY.
    Rules? You mean we have RULES for that???

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    oh funny story. i'm not observant and walked right by it twice this morning without noticing...

    not so funny story... there is blood all over the lower entry steps to my apt where someone tried to break in last night. shit is getting real. time to buy a gun. we have an open carry permitted with no permit policy in Maine. come at me bro.

    i said to the cop,"are you going to take a sample?" adding,"there's dna in the blood"

    he said, "this isn't csi, we need a suspect first."

    i said, "I SUSPECT someone tried to break in..."

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    i asked the cop if it's true you can open carry with no permit he said, "yes but the problem is you open carry we get 20 calls."

    i asked how hard it is to get a concealed carry permit.... it's not hard. LOVE Maine.

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    fuck you crackheads. and bath salt use should be an automatic 10 years. this shit really isn't funny. human garbage.

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    Man, where I grew up that stuff was an epidemic. I've seen crackheads going through dealers pockets after they were shot dead, and those phuqers knew each other.

    I've seen guys be buddy buddy with people and then rob them at night.

    I've been asked for 50.00 bucks, so they can go buy more crack.

    But crackheads may be filthy, smelly and have no character, but they never, ever resorted to cannibalism.

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    No stories but I can say Is I get a lot of "crack head specials". Brand new bofelx and Iphone 4 the other day for 140 bucks. Brand new 8 piece power tool set for 50 bucks. E36 vader seats and a craftsmen tool kit for 25.00 bucks really can't beat it. Tons of more stuff Just can't remember.

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    I stay away from drug abusers, can't stand them mucking it up for everyone else, deal with your daddy issues like everyone else and drink yourself to death....

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