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    How to pass a piss test.

    So I switched careers and to get theis job I had to piss.
    I smoke weed an do blow occasionally, also like a little codein here and there
    so I knew I'd be fucked if I didn't think quick. I found a way to mask the thc which is the main thing that's detected in piss. Coke codein e are all gone in a few days, thc (rather its metabolizes) ate stored in fat. I'm pretty low in that department but to be safe I followed this method and passed.
    Night before test mix one pack of Knox gelatin. It's te shit your grandma makes jam with. In a bottle of room temp water. Slam it. Drink a cup of water.
    The next day drink coffee an water. The water wil dilute the metabolizes and the coffee helps add color to your pee aswell as acts as a diuretic. 2 hrs per test mix another pack of gelatin. Drink it all and follow with 2 mores cups of water and coffee. The gelatin seems to coat the bladder so that no metabolizes are picked up on te urine. Now you are gtg. Piss away all that comes out is clean yellow pee. Oh and I doubled my creatine because the check your creatinine levels to make sure it's not vinegar and shit. Anyway I passed

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    smart man, good info. Any body got any tips on how to pass a follicle test?
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    If I were to use a chemical relaxer like black women use in their hair, do you suppose that would destroy metabolite record in the hair follicles?
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    I read up on hair follicles too. Shave your body bro. And detox. Hair is the hardest to pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withoutrulers View Post
    smart man, good info. Any body got any tips on how to pass a follicle test?

    Yeah... time !

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    Fucken auto correct. I meant metabolites lol not metabolizes sorry.

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    Y not just use the synthetic piss that what I use when I get sent out to big jobs I hear they have a shampoo for hair don't know how well it works or what it does though

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    this is what you have to do to become mod at im..true story

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    Synthetic is fine if you know they don't watch you. The dude stood beside me while I pissed. I'd be fucked. Also this cost about 76 cents as apprised to $75 for fake piss. You can also get a sober buddy to piss in a condom and tape it to your nutsack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by °º©SILUHA©º° View Post
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    Prince actually prefers stool samples. Heavy included video of the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withoutrulers View Post
    smart man, good info. Any body got any tips on how to pass a follicle test?
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    I was actually considering waxing my whole body and claiming to have alopecia ,but that would require maintaining a lie for a long time.
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    better way to pass:

    get some clean urine preferably from a pregnant or menopausal women.

    get a prosthetic penis.

    tape the penis above your own(real easy to do if you have a small penis)

    piss the clean urine.

    athletes do this all the time

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    ......Good for you D-Lats..........

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