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    "You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and other germs will just think "what's the point."




    Keeping a piece of week old raw chicken in your shirt pocket will prevent people from complaining about your halitosis.





    Smearing your face with period blood is the biblically prescribed method for maintaining abstinence. Also known to help kick start a great raiding party (for the vikings amongst us.)







    Wearing chip crumb covered sweat pants is the only known cure for bed sores.
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    stumbling blindly through the dark and meekly saying "hello" followed by a false bravado filled "WHO'S THERE!!" is the only scientifically backed means of ridding a house of ghosts. Some have also coupled this action with quickly flicking on the lights.
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    so my donkey gave me the clap, I was told to let a tranny piss in my butthole this will cure it, but Im not sure I trust my doctor?

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    How old does one have to be before an anal prolapse occurs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by withoutrulers View Post
    "You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and other germs will just think "what's the point."



    Keeping a piece of week old raw chicken in your shirt pocket will prevent people from complaining about your halitosis.





    Smearing your face with period blood is the biblically prescribed method for maintaining abstinence. Also known to help kick start a great raiding party (for the vikings amongst us.)







    Wearing chip crumb covered sweat pants is the only known cure for bed sores.

    I must say, these sound a whole lot better than when my jew Dr. tells me to open up wide ad say ahhh!

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    It burns when I pee. Please advise.
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    I got worms...

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    Should I drink copious amounts of alcohol then raid the wife's panties before passing out?



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    My whole body hurts. Everything i touch with my pointy finger is in pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckler7 View Post
    so my donkey gave me the clap, I was told to let a tranny piss in my butthole this will cure it, but Im not sure I trust my doctor?
    Your doctor is only partially correct. He seems to have left out the most important part of the clap curing process. You're also supposed to rape a virgin african child to free yourself completely of the clap demon. Hope this helps.
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoyle21 View Post
    How old does one have to be before an anal prolapse occurs?
    There have been ultra sound pictures taken of fetuses masturbating in the womb with a buttplug. So theoretically, right after your moile grabs the foreskin with his teeth and inserts a finger.
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage racing View Post
    It burns when I pee. Please advise.
    Homeopathic medicine calls for like to cure like, so clearly your medication will involve acetone and a strong intestinal fortitude.
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    I got worms...
    Yeah sorry bout that. Just try to scoot your ass across the carpet when it itches too bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyiron View Post
    Should I drink copious amounts of alcohol then raid the wife's panties before passing out?
    This is absolutely mandatory. The doc also prescribes posting pics of the boozed up escapades.
    "When in doubt, whip it out"- Mother Teresa

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    Quote Originally Posted by LightBearer View Post
    My whole body hurts. Everything i touch with my pointy finger is in pain.
    Freddy Krueger gloves are so 1987
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    If i do whiskey and vodka shots in da ass, will i get drunk quicker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by azza1971 View Post
    If i do whiskey and vodka shots in da ass, will i get drunk quicker?
    Sorry azza but this thread is probably not for you. Not even the most brilliant minds in the medical field like Dr.house or Dr. withoutrulers can cure what you have

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    everyone has sarcoidosis,

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    When the doctor checked my prostate I felt two hands on my shoulders. Should I be worried about that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by withoutrulers View Post
    Your doctor is only partially correct. He seems to have left out the most important part of the clap curing process. You're also supposed to rape a virgin african child to free yourself completely of the clap demon. Hope this helps.
    thats just silly, then I'll have HIV

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    I got worms...
    with ur head that far up ur own ass u should be able to spit toothpicks at them an kebab the fuckers?

    jk lolz
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