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its all because of this link:
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16164&highlight=i+just+want+bang
TIT was here with me in South Carolina for the weekend and we chose to visit my mother for the weekend considering they haven't seen each other very much in the past and TIT doesn't come up here very often. Saturday morning my mother goes to the laundry mat while titanya and I are still sleeping. We wake up but are too groggy for any sex. So we get out of bed and wake our selves up knowing that we won't get a whole lot of chances for sex this weekend. We get up but I'm too stressed out knowing that my mother will get home anytime now and I didn't want to be having sex when she got here. Titanya is fixing her hair, makeup, shower, all those things women do for two hours in the morning while I throw on some shorts and a ball cap and get on the internet.
this is when things get interesting.
i go to mmafiter's God forsaken thread with the bang bang song and play it while she's getting ready. Then I go to consumptionjunction.com, the website that this video was on. It's an all out porn site. Truely. So naturally I kept "probing" into the site. I click on videos and we watch a porny video together. Now I'm all hot but knowing that my mother gets home any minute now. We don't care, we start to do it on the recliner in the living room, but fate had it that we moved on to the bedroom. A few quick things you should know about this bedroom: 1. It's right beside the entrance of the apartment 2. It has no door, but a thin curtain held loosely up. On towards the bed the curtain falls down, but after only a second of being on the bed I feel like I have to put it up cuz I felt exposed.
Now we're going at it for a while when suddenly the door slammed shut and my mother walks in, with only a very thin and see through curtain between us. Now I throw the curtains over us trying to scramble our clothes back on in a flurried hurry- Rock, Paper, Scissoring to see who goes out first and has to look her in the eyes. I win. Then we say we've got to go out for a sec (just to recollect ourselves) and I'm driving us out of town when Titanya goes "Wow... I can't not believe we got caught completely naked."
I say, "I wasn't completely naked, I still have on the one thing I had on when she caught me."
"You're still wearing the condom???"
"Yeah it's right he... SHIT ITS GONE!"
That's right, I had thrown on shorts and it had fallen off somewhere, perhaps in the same house floor as my mother. I stop the car at the side of the road, check my car seat, check my pants, frantically taking my pants off out for the world to see, and we race back home to find it.
Luckily, it had fallen in the driveway rocks. Even though my mother had watched us get out of the car when we returned, we doubt it was at an angle in which she could have seen us analyzing a used condom and throwing it in the car.
I mean there's no doubt that she caught us, but at least it never has to be spoken of now. And even if it is... I think I have a little bit of blackmail against her
DILLDOUGH
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16164&highlight=i+just+want+bang
TIT was here with me in South Carolina for the weekend and we chose to visit my mother for the weekend considering they haven't seen each other very much in the past and TIT doesn't come up here very often. Saturday morning my mother goes to the laundry mat while titanya and I are still sleeping. We wake up but are too groggy for any sex. So we get out of bed and wake our selves up knowing that we won't get a whole lot of chances for sex this weekend. We get up but I'm too stressed out knowing that my mother will get home anytime now and I didn't want to be having sex when she got here. Titanya is fixing her hair, makeup, shower, all those things women do for two hours in the morning while I throw on some shorts and a ball cap and get on the internet.
this is when things get interesting.
i go to mmafiter's God forsaken thread with the bang bang song and play it while she's getting ready. Then I go to consumptionjunction.com, the website that this video was on. It's an all out porn site. Truely. So naturally I kept "probing" into the site. I click on videos and we watch a porny video together. Now I'm all hot but knowing that my mother gets home any minute now. We don't care, we start to do it on the recliner in the living room, but fate had it that we moved on to the bedroom. A few quick things you should know about this bedroom: 1. It's right beside the entrance of the apartment 2. It has no door, but a thin curtain held loosely up. On towards the bed the curtain falls down, but after only a second of being on the bed I feel like I have to put it up cuz I felt exposed.
Now we're going at it for a while when suddenly the door slammed shut and my mother walks in, with only a very thin and see through curtain between us. Now I throw the curtains over us trying to scramble our clothes back on in a flurried hurry- Rock, Paper, Scissoring to see who goes out first and has to look her in the eyes. I win. Then we say we've got to go out for a sec (just to recollect ourselves) and I'm driving us out of town when Titanya goes "Wow... I can't not believe we got caught completely naked."
I say, "I wasn't completely naked, I still have on the one thing I had on when she caught me."
"You're still wearing the condom???"
"Yeah it's right he... SHIT ITS GONE!"
That's right, I had thrown on shorts and it had fallen off somewhere, perhaps in the same house floor as my mother. I stop the car at the side of the road, check my car seat, check my pants, frantically taking my pants off out for the world to see, and we race back home to find it.
Luckily, it had fallen in the driveway rocks. Even though my mother had watched us get out of the car when we returned, we doubt it was at an angle in which she could have seen us analyzing a used condom and throwing it in the car.
I mean there's no doubt that she caught us, but at least it never has to be spoken of now. And even if it is... I think I have a little bit of blackmail against her
DILLDOUGH
You're the pervert who wanted to cruise through porn while visiting you're sacred mother's house.
ya think? you obviously haven't been keeping up with my mother stories. She totally dates more than anyone I know. I found a dildo and ky jelly in her closet. I checked her yahoo messenger history to see if she told anybody (or even if she knew) about what we were doing and all I found was this conversation with some guy asking for his pictures. When he said no, he said that he had a video cam so she asked him to strip. I stopped reading after that. 
