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    I am too jacked to rent tuxedos.

    I had to get fitted for a tux today for my homeboy's wedding and they didn't have anything to rent that would fit my massive proportions. This dude tried to get me to buy a tux that he could make fit right, but I ain't got it like that, so I went with one that is restricting through the chest and shoulders, but still way loose through the stomache.

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    chest - 44 in.
    waist - 34 in.
    neck - 17.5 in.

    This sucks because my waist was 32 before I started this cycle, but even being fat I am too jacked and V-shaped for a tux.
    Cumming day and night.

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    I ran into the same problem last year. They move the buttons on the rental tux as much as they could, but for the coat to fit my chest, it was too large in the stomach and too long. Looked funny so I only wore it for the wedding ceremony lol.

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    TUXEDO BODY TATTOO........ You'll never need another tux


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    I wore a 52 regular at my wedding.. My neck was enormous playing college football at the time.. I think my neck size was a 21 "/

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    Find somewhere that has "athletic cut" tuxedos. They're all about the v taper
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    get a tailor to make them, u can get beautiful stuff here in sydney around 1500-1800, im talking 3 fittings, really good stuff, im sure wherever u are its possible, ive had several tuxs and suits done here
    hk if ur passing by, they have some great indian tailors there, but avoid the ones who glue in linings in. The ones i had done in HK ranged from 900-3200 usd
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    You guys are crazy. 3 racks for a tux? I was pissed off that I had to drop $176 on this thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel618 View Post
    You guys are crazy. 3 racks for a tux? I was pissed off that I had to drop $176 on this thing.
    Lol i rent dem bitches for like 80 bucks when I need them lol.

    I usually end up paying for missing shit though or comit or piss stains on them but that's to be expected because if you wear a tux you better be puttin away copious amount of tequila!

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    Quote Originally Posted by colochine View Post
    Lol i rent dem bitches for like 80 bucks when I need them lol.

    I usually end up paying for missing shit though or comit or piss stains on them but that's to be expected because if you wear a tux you better be puttin away copious amount of tequila!
    This is a sober wedding

    My friends aren't near as fun as they used to be.
    Cumming day and night.

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