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| [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Best Investment Advice Yet![/FONT] [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]If you had spent $1,000.00 in shares in Delta Airlines four years ago, you would [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]have $49.00 today! If you had spent $1,000.00 in shares in AIG [/FONT][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]four years ago, you would have $33.00 [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]today. If you had spent $1,000.00 in shares in Lehman Brothers [/FONT][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]four years ago, you would [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer [/FONT][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]just one year ago, drank all the [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.[/FONT][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif] Multiply that by 4 years and you would have received 856.00.[/FONT] [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg plan. And, as a bonus... a recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol per year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! [/FONT][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Makes you damned proud to be an American!! [/FONT] ca |
