A blind man (we'll call him Kuso) enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five
things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with
a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you stillwanna tell that joke?
"Kuso thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five
things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with
a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you stillwanna tell that joke?
"Kuso thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
