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    Lance Armstrong

    ... Is a geared, one-balled God!

    Fuck drug testing in all sports.

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    If it's true Lance took gear and then won all of these tour de france's when the fuck will people realize that when gear is administered properly it is good for you.

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    Don't fuck with old people, they're unpredictable....
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    The Chinese are now selecting sports people based on specific traits in children. It wont be long before genetic engineering comes into play.
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    The Chinese people are just lab rats of the goverment machine.
    Don't tread on me!!
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    Don't fuck with old people, they're unpredictable....
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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    The Chinese people are just lab rats of the goverment machine.
    Yeah! Just like the Yanks are of Washington!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Yeah! Just like the Yanks are of Washington!
    I know.....
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    Chinese play by a completely different set of rules.. they will soon be the Number 1 Power (if not already)
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    If Lance was on AAS, they were from Mexico

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    WP test his gear on his own kids..true story

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    the man survived stage 3 testicular cancer, it spread to his lungs, abdomen and brain. He even had surgery to remove several brain tumors. People are prescribed steroids during cancer treatment, If that isnt a glowing endorsment of how steroids can improve your health I dont know what is. The man is a survivor, his teamates obvoiusly havent made it and are jealous. From my expeirence steroids are horrible for stamina. I normally feel lethargic so his wins are even more impressive along with his damaged lungs from cancer.

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    If Lance Armstrong was on gear that shit was under dosed or he was shooting low doses, that is one skinny dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    If Lance Armstrong was on gear that shit was under dosed or he was shooting low doses, that is one skinny dude.
    You stupid fuck, he was blood doping. Look it up and see how its applicable to a sport like cycling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    You stupid fuck, he was blood doping. Look it up and see how its applicable to a sport like cycling.
    I know what blood doping is poindexter... but OP said gearz, so suck my throbbing member you geriatric fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    I know what blood doping is poindexter... but OP said gearz, so suck my throbbing member you geriatric fuck.
    Shut the fuck up and get back Basic English class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    Shut the fuck up and get back Basic English class.
    How you talking with my dick in your mouth ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    How you talking with my dick in your mouth ?
    Yawn. I already used that line on you princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    Yawn. I already used that line on you princess.
    Y U mad 4 ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    The Chinese are now selecting sports people based on specific traits in children. It wont be long before genetic engineering comes into play.
    You think the Chinese aren't already doing genetic engineering? Massively dosing myostatin inhibitors can be considered genetic engineering not to mention all the shit they're probably doing with stem cells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    You stupid fuck, he was blood doping. Look it up and see how its applicable to a sport like cycling.
    he was not only on EPO but also test and gh

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    Quote Originally Posted by ???SIL??? View Post
    he was not only on EPO but also test and gh
    The test was a given given the lack of nuts.

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    Mixing Test with HGH & EPO....can help maintain a low bodyfat %.....depends on diet & conditioning......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibrant View Post
    You think the Chinese aren't already doing genetic engineering? Massively dosing myostatin inhibitors can be considered genetic engineering not to mention all the shit they're probably doing with stem cells.
    Those rice-eyed geniuses are probably engineering super-trannies with 2ft retractable cawks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theCaptn' View Post
    Those rice-eyed geniuses are probably engineering super-trannies with 2ft retractable cawks!


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    chinese need to engineer some bigger cawks, ive seen their porn, its pathetic.......
    Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable.... ~ Shakespeare

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socrates View Post
    chinese need to engineer some bigger cawks, ive seen their porn, its pathetic.......
    Big True!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Socrates View Post
    chinese need to engineer some bigger cawks, ive seen their porn, its pathetic.......
    I really hope there is hope for me.

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    ^^^^Lance took shit that actually worked bro.

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