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    What hand does the Capt'n beat off with Hold or Fast, I guess it depends on his mood

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    I can tell you from experience, the capt'n is waaay moar jacked then this sorry looking knockoff! And the only tattoos he has are on his dick.

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    theCaptn' is a legend in his own mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    theCaptn' is a legend in his own mind.

    Big true. God see everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooch2321 View Post
    I can tell you from experience, the capt'n is waaay moar jacked then this sorry looking knockoff! And the only tattoos he has are on his dick.
    So last week you were shreading the guy and this week your on his dick, hmmm...... Might want to get your estrogen checked.
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    Its like this. Its okay for me to tell it how it is, but anybody else talks shit about my boy then the DRSE will swoop in and rape some donkey ass! Get off my cock Reddog!

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    Another DRSE fringe player abuseing his probey status. I'll back off cause I don't know if I could handle a "DRSE" ass raping.

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    I've always wanted Popeye's forearms... think of the masturbation possibilities

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    I've always wanted Popeye's forearms... think of the masturbation possibilities
    But your tiny dick can only be squeezed so hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Pimpin View Post
    But your tiny dick can only be squeezed so hard.

    Tiny dick ? I like that... i'll have to remember it when i'm climbing on your mother.

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    Captn is jacked from Sils new hgh greentops, jewtropin

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolhandjames View Post
    Tiny dick ? I like that... i'll have to remember it when i'm climbing on your mother.
    Please do. There's no need to waste her time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Another DRSE fringe player abuseing his probey status. I'll back off cause I don't know if I could handle a "DRSE" ass raping.

    your ass would never be the same. And im no fringe player, I was in the inner council, making life altering decisions for millions on a daily basis. But sadly, other interests (breeding) were pulling me away from focusing on the drse. Because i wasnt able to stay on top of things, people could have been dying for all i know. The DRSE is into some heavy shit. So alas, I had two step down from being a king of the jews for the good of mankind. Im kind of like the lance armstrong of the DRSE. Definately not a fringe player you nutless cunt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooch2321 View Post
    your ass would never be the same. And im no fringe player, I was in the inner council, making life altering decisions for millions on a daily basis. But sadly, other interests (breeding) were pulling me away from focusing on the drse. Because i wasnt able to stay on top of things, people could have been dying for all i know. The DRSE is into some heavy shit. So alas, I had two step down from being a king of the jews for the good of mankind. Im kind of like the lance armstrong of the DRSE. Definately not a fringe player you nutless cunt!
    mooch for prez!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mooch2321 View Post
    your ass would never be the same. And im no fringe player, I was in the inner council, making life altering decisions for millions on a daily basis. But sadly, other interests (breeding) were pulling me away from focusing on the drse. Because i wasnt able to stay on top of things, people could have been dying for all i know. The DRSE is into some heavy shit. So alas, I had two step down from being a king of the jews for the good of mankind. Im kind of like the lance armstrong of the DRSE. Definately not a fringe player you nutless cunt!
    Bitch be trippin and shit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooch2321 View Post
    Its like this. Its okay for me to tell it how it is, but anybody else talks shit about my boy then the DRSE will swoop in and rape some donkey ass! Get off my cock Reddog!
    Now why are you bringing the standard donkey into this

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    Quote Originally Posted by REDDOG309 View Post
    Bitch be trippin and shit....

    Is that eddie's cousin or some shit

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    I'm curious how he trains his biceps.

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    slurp........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ???SIL??? View Post

    My wheelz are way bigger. Arms are about right thou
    TheCaptn' is not a registered proctologist. His post are for his amusement only. Please seek proper medical advice if symptoms persist.


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    No bulge in his pants, must be the captn...
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