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    Spread the Stupidity

    Only in This Stupid World
    ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
    Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in This Stupid World
    .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in This Stupid World
    .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

    Only in This Stupid World
    ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
    Our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
    Packages of eight..

    Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


    Why the sun lightens
    Our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why don 't you ever see the
    Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery '?

    Why is
    'abbreviated ' such a long word?

    Why is it that
    Doctors call what they do 'practice '?

    Why is lemon juice made
    With artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who
    Invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of
    Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there
    Mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah
    Swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the
    Needle for lethal injections?

    You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
    Why don 't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don 't sheep
    Shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called
    Apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of
    Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so
    Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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